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Held off making this thread until I at least had something to show for it :lol:
So this is the current state of the apiary:
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I have the 2 central beehives I started off with. Each of these beehive colonies then split into 2 so we’re up to 4. The right hand one isn’t actually a proper beehive but a smaller nucleus. It’s for insurance purposes as every year you lose on average 1/3 of your colonies. So if one dies over winter I can hit the ground running with all the beehives populated next year.

The first year of a new beehive is very hard work for the bees. They need to make comb and put a layer of wax over everything and producing wax is far more difficult than honey. So from my two original hives only one of them produced surplus honey.
Here you can see the centre frame and the one to the left of it is filled up
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With this style of beehive harvesting the honey just involves turning a key and it runs out the bottom into your vessel of choice
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And the final product
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Been unlucky with the dry weather this year, so I don’t think there will be much more honey to be made this year. Also all the farms here planted wheat which produces no nectar. I will move a hive or two to the woods next year as I think the plant biodiversity is much better.

And as for the birds. I started building a chicken coop in August last year.
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This has been a long slog, as I still haven’t finished it. But then I ordered eggs online and put them in an incubator over winter.
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They hatched in my flat in London. And as I had nowhere to put them they stayed in my flat for months :lol:
Then I bought a few more sets of eggs to incubate as the hatching rate was pretty low… So as the chick situation was spiralling out of control I thought I’d better start building the coop again.
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I think it was cold this day
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Meanwhile, back in London… More chicks…
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Things were getting bad. Also I never wanted to have chickens in my house again even if it was in the middle of winter so I started fitted underfloor heating to a brooder section of the chicken coop.
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Things took so long that the weather had warmed up. I realised I’m never going to get the interior done so maybe I can just do the run and they can live in that bit to buy me more time as my flat was like a dusty shit heap at this point.
So got to this stage where it’s at least secure from foxes
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And that brings us up to the present day. The 3 original chicks now:
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The other lot:
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And no the aviary still isn’t done.
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Apiaries? Aviaries? Alongside all the other animals.... Do you actually own a farm or is this just hobbies to fill your massive tracts of land?
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What happened to your pheasants?
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When do you start brewing your own beer? :)
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Fair play sir. We (ie Mrs mik) had 2 ducks from 2 weeks old, so they had to stay in the living room till they could cope with being outside. It’s 2% super cuteness, and 98% smells and hard work.
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Matty wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2026 6:47 pm Apiaries? Aviaries? Alongside all the other animals.... Do you actually own a farm or is this just hobbies to fill your massive tracts of land?
No :lol: wouldn’t be a very productive farm with all neutered male goats and 9 hens.
You don’t need much space for bees. My bee mentor is based in London, which is what finally gave me the opportunity to learn.
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jamcg wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2026 6:52 pm What happened to your pheasants?
We kept them in over winter as they wouldn’t survive if released then. Let them out in April when there was no more frost. I’d see them in the garden for a few weeks but after a month only 1 was left. That one was pretty clever and would go for a few days, then come back in and stay for a few days. But haven’t seen that one either for a while.
It was annoying though coz it meant I couldn’t use that space for the chickens!
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John wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2026 7:03 pm When do you start brewing your own beer? :)
Tempted. I built a pub with my dad and wanted to do it but we never had time. At the end of the beekeeping season you end up with some honey that has too much moisture as the bees didn’t have time to fully evaporate it. That honey only lasts 2 weeks before going mouldy so many beekeepers make mead from it. Might be an option in the future.
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Awesome! As we know for @Gavster's film, probably best to make your own honey if you want to be confident you have 100% pure honey. 8-)
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That's brilliant, we wanted a hive quite badly but it's just not a sensible place to have one till we move.

Love the chickens, have you looked at the liveable runs to fertilise patches of ground ? It's quite appealing, along with goats they can do a lot of the heavy lifting involved in keeping the ground in good condition.

4 ducks here and I don't want any more, the wife has other ideas.

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The bees have been great, I’ve always wanted bees and they’ve surpassed my expectations. Definitely recommend them and they only take 30 mins every fortnight to look after once you get the hang of it.

Chicken tractors - thought about it but then worried about how big I’d have to build it but have it strong enough and portable, the soft boggy clay ground in winter, making it fox proof etc. I plan to build them an outside run with electric fencing so they can go out when supervised, and I’ll be able to change the shape of the run.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You live very well Mito. Massive kudos to you

I know you’ve had your tribulations but there’s no ‘next year’, ‘after this or that’ with you.

You want to do something and you go out and do it.

Very, very, very long may it continue 🙂
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Thanks. At one point I didn’t think I had much time left so I started building. Perhaps to leave a footprint, but it gave me something to look forward to.
That feeling of finiteness never left me so I kept up that momentum.
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There's a lesson for all of us in that Mito...
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All of your projects are very cool, you really should make YouTube videos about these projects, people would lap them up! Although I think you misunderstood the assignment when it comes to taking chicks back to your apartment :lol:

Also I'm envious of of the chicken + bees combo, would love to get the same up and running at my place here - might try and do that on a micro-scale. London honey is supposed to have really interesting flavours due to the diversity of plant life around.
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Gavster wrote: Tue Jul 21, 2026 12:30 pm All of your projects are very cool, you really should make YouTube videos about these projects, people would lap them up!
Really good idea. Even if you don't want to be on camera, and just do a voiceover, would be interesting to see the things you get done.
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Gavster wrote: Tue Jul 21, 2026 12:30 pm All of your projects are very cool, you really should make YouTube videos about these projects, people would lap them up! Although I think you misunderstood the assignment when it comes to taking chicks back to your apartment :lol:

Also I'm envious of of the chicken + bees combo, would love to get the same up and running at my place here - might try and do that on a micro-scale. London honey is supposed to have really interesting flavours due to the diversity of plant life around.
:lol:

Maybe one day there will be an AI program that I can send video clips for it to do the editing otherwise it’s too time consuming.

London’s heat island effect is a huge advantage. Flowers bloom a month earlier in spring and there’s barely any frost in winter so the survival rate of bees is much better. I imagine there’s less issues with pesticide use too.
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Ooh Gav you could get one of the hives fed by a clear tube so you can watch them flying in and out 😎

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Mito Man wrote: Mon Jul 20, 2026 3:57 pm Stuff about Boo-bees and chicks
Lovely stuff Dave. Our last chicken passed away at the end of May. Lived about 13 years, so not too bad! Mostly lived a chilled life, apart from being attacked by next doors dog and being chased by cats a few times. The chickens were pets for my neice and nephew when they were young, so we won't be replacing them. Kind of miss them in a way though.

Liking your bee hive set ups too!
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