The Weather Thread.

[JonMad]

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[IanF]

Schools are closed now, so daughter has finished for summer. It’s not even that hot, just a bit sweaty.. so long as you drink plenty of water you’ll all survive!

[nuttinnew]

Yep, mousing over shows the temperature anywhere in the world. I had a good look around Antarctica to psychologically cool down.
The coolest bit is near live satellite image though and seeing the region of twilight rapidly moving.

Also the play button at the bottom is awesome, very smooth animations.

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Maine.

[nuttinnew]

M25/M26 has been closed since this morning

I saw that on t'map earlier, just had a look to see why; https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2v5rp3y14o
It was just some red traffic at that time so probably not long happened. That must be tortuous to be stuck in.

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[Beany]

Ooof, I bet a few people today wish they'd fixed their aircon a few months ago and brimmed their tank. At least being in an air conditioned bubble while stuck there would be bearable, but being stuck on the motorway, in a greenhouse, in this heat, with the engine off would be fucking awful.

[Sundayjumper]

Climate scientist on social media saying “I just wanted to let you know that if you’re struggling with this heatwave, just remember this will be one of the coolest summers of the rest of your life”

As we just discussed offline - I think calling this "one of the coolest" might be a stretch but I'll happily invoke The Simpsons and 100% say this is only the hottest summer of our lives SO FAR.

[Sundayjumper]

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That is SO good. But clearly just a result of the system. Have any newspapers consciously run with that as a headline ? It's subeditor gold

[Beany]

Awoken by thunder, and yet still no bloody air movement.

Horrid.

[jamcg]

Thunder and rain started here. So far humidity is on the up and that’s about it. Bedroom currently reading 28C

[ZedLeg]

I was up at 3.30 this morning and could see lightning flashes but no rain or thunder so it must’ve been pretty far away. Cloudy now though, looking at the risk profile of cycling through a thunder storm

[Ascender]

Never seen anything like it, thunder so loud it was shaking the glasses in the kitchen cupboards at times and massive lightning from about half six through to 3 or so this morning.

We got a shout where some unlucky person's chimney took a lightning strike, splitting the big stack in half (along with a poor seagull who was having a nice sleep), then into their loft, melting their water tank and splitting the mains water supply in half so you can imagine the mess.

[John]

We've got a rugby pitch at the bottom of our garden and the goalposts were struck by lightning a few years back. That was just a very very loud BANG which scared the crap out of me and a friend who was here at the time. It also turned the alarm control box into a smoking mess

[Mito Man]

It’s quite common to see trees in woodland that have been struck. I milled one a few years ago but the wood was totally unusable. A lot of the growth rings inside the tree had completely separated from each other so the whole thing was like splitting an onion with the layers coming apart.

[GG.]

I'm jealous of the storm (though not the damage). Back up over 30 degrees here by 9am.

[Swervin_Mervin]

Never seen anything like it, thunder so loud it was shaking the glasses in the kitchen cupboards at times and massive lightning from about half six through to 3 or so this morning.

We got a shout where some unlucky person's chimney took a lightning strike, splitting the big stack in half (along with a poor seagull who was having a nice sleep), then into their loft, melting their water tank and splitting the mains water supply in half so you can imagine the mess.

[Mito Man]

I was due to collect hay this weekend, but the farmer messaged yesterday to say I need to do it today by the latest as it will rain on Saturday.
I was trying to avoid manual labour on the hottest day so far…
Loaded it all up with his wife who didn’t break a sweat. Farmers are built differently

Put my strap on. Then got my pump on.
Seriously wtf is this railway crossing:

Both sides operate independently. So I did the other side first, crossed to this side, and just as that clip finishes and it’s up it flashes red so I put it down again, wait a while for the train to pass. Repeat the process. Run to the car to drive across and just as I get out to lower it again it’s flashing red. Some evil version of network rail roulette

[mik]

Loaded it all up with his wife

Generous. How long do you get to keep her?

[Mito Man]

Not long enough to unload unfortunately.

Also fans of puns may want to check the TFL app again!

[Simon]

You seem pretty good at that to be fair.

[mik]

You seem pretty good at that to be fair.