I saw a short on this cowboy garage that charged $8000 for pads and discs on a Hellcat. Then they tried to justify the cost. Half of it was for the pretty ordinary steel discs and pads (don’t believe they paid $4000 for them) and then they justified the $4000 of labour as being $300 for the tech, $300 for the shop as profit and the rest as running costs and taxes
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I’d still buy the £400 socket set. Brake even after the first time. See what I did there
I saw a short on this cowboy garage that charged $8000 for pads and discs on a Hellcat. Then they tried to justify the cost. Half of it was for the pretty ordinary steel discs and pads (don’t believe they paid $4000 for them) and then they justified the $4000 of labour as being $300 for the tech, $300 for the shop as profit and the rest as running costs and taxes
I saw a short on this cowboy garage that charged $8000 for pads and discs on a Hellcat. Then they tried to justify the cost. Half of it was for the pretty ordinary steel discs and pads (don’t believe they paid $4000 for them) and then they justified the $4000 of labour as being $300 for the tech, $300 for the shop as profit and the rest as running costs and taxes
How about not having a sig at all?
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Like the 7-point specialist socket I had* to buy to remove the E-Tron front calipers?Delphi wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2026 11:26 am
Modern cars are (I suspect intentionally) difficult to work on. Apparently, many manufacturers are fitting security bolts to things like brake calipers so you need a custom socket set at £400 to be able to do them. Why let customers DIY their brakes for £100 when you can bend them over to the tune of £700 for the same job.

* I realised after purchasing that I could have removed the conventional hex caliper carrier bolts, and removed the caliper still-attached to those, but
A. That was a little more fiddly
2. I’d bought the specialist tool, so sure as fuck I was going to use the bastard
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Following The Script...Mito Man wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2026 11:56 am I’d still buy the £400 socket set. Brakeeven after the first time. See what I did there![]()
I saw a short on this cowboy garage that charged $8000 for pads and discs on a Hellcat. Then they tried to justify the cost. Half of it was for the pretty ordinary steel discs and pads (don’t believe they paid $4000 for them) and then they justified the $4000 of labour as being $300 for the tech, $300 for the shop as profit and the rest as running costs and taxes![]()
See what I did there...
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i did a small but very effective job today to neaten up the van. The side bars are just powder coated metal, and when chipped they rust - badly! On the drivers side there was a patch that had spread and was making the whole van look tatty.


Thankfully brand new bars are only £150 delivered so not really worth even trying to repair the old ones. They arrived last week and i’ve just been out to fit them. Luckily i got ones with the exact same fittings as the old ones so i didn’t bother replacing the bracketry which was fine, and aside from one bolt that put up a fight, it was pretty easy and only took about 45 mins.


Massive difference imo.
i have a couple of other bits to do on the van, then it’s onto the Lotus - it needs checking over again after the winter and the decat going back on. It’s a nice day for it!


Thankfully brand new bars are only £150 delivered so not really worth even trying to repair the old ones. They arrived last week and i’ve just been out to fit them. Luckily i got ones with the exact same fittings as the old ones so i didn’t bother replacing the bracketry which was fine, and aside from one bolt that put up a fight, it was pretty easy and only took about 45 mins.


Massive difference imo.
i have a couple of other bits to do on the van, then it’s onto the Lotus - it needs checking over again after the winter and the decat going back on. It’s a nice day for it!
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Looks great! How are you finding it?jamcg wrote: Sat Mar 28, 2026 8:46 pm
Puma ST, reasonably quick, decently practical and easily delivered 46mpg on the way home
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Brilliant. Manages the slow stuff around town really well, average mpg really not far away from the old 1l focus. The ride is firm without being overly crashy, and when you get to faster stuff the engine has masses of low down torque, great for motorways and revs keenly if you push it, and it makes quite a nice deep bassy sound for a 3 pot. Seats in this one are Recaro rather than the later Ford performance ones- they’re snug but comfortable
Interior is night and day difference from the post facelift st line hire car I had, every issue I had is something that has come from the facelift. My armrest position is better, physical hvac controls, nothing buried 6 clicks deep on a touchscreen
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6 Series rear caliper seized on a few days ago

It was properly clamped on, had to hit it for 10 mins with a mallet for it to finally release.
Then had to use an air hammer to extract the piston. But I got to try out the new sandblaster and it came out very nice

After paint and a new piston

Pleased with that, all the text and engraving is still visible on the caliper. Whenever I’ve bought a refurb unit from Pagid they must have been extremely corroded before refinishing as you couldn’t see any text and they had all the sharp edges missing.

It was properly clamped on, had to hit it for 10 mins with a mallet for it to finally release.
Then had to use an air hammer to extract the piston. But I got to try out the new sandblaster and it came out very nice

After paint and a new piston

Pleased with that, all the text and engraving is still visible on the caliper. Whenever I’ve bought a refurb unit from Pagid they must have been extremely corroded before refinishing as you couldn’t see any text and they had all the sharp edges missing.
How about not having a sig at all?
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The two I bought for the back of the mito a few weeks ago, one looked brand new, the other looked like they must have dragged the castings up off the titanic 
Cheers, Harry
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Rat look 320d (it cleans up ok, but it’s got battle scars everywhere!) MOT - flying colours. It’s about 30 miles off the 100k milestone but It still drives beautifully - i think
it was about 40-50k when we bought it 8-9 years ago?
It’s only done 3k miles this year as the van has taken over the family duties, my wife works from home and we walk the boy to and from school.
To be honest, a diesel estate is pretty much the opposite of what we need from the 3rd car, but i can’t see us getting rid of it until it either breaks or Sam turns 17 and we need a car for him to learn in.
it was about 40-50k when we bought it 8-9 years ago?
It’s only done 3k miles this year as the van has taken over the family duties, my wife works from home and we walk the boy to and from school.
To be honest, a diesel estate is pretty much the opposite of what we need from the 3rd car, but i can’t see us getting rid of it until it either breaks or Sam turns 17 and we need a car for him to learn in.
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I was genuinely suprised how cheap these things were - I was about to reply that surely it's cheaper to pay someone to do it for you....but £100?Mito Man wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 4:12 pm But I got to try out the new sandblaster and it came out very nice
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Double that in my case, the £100 ones are tiny and I need to refurb a lot of my suspension components bit by bit so made sense to go bigger. Don't know what someone would charge but prices are silly here. Can't even find a reasonably priced place to skim the disc on the seized corner.
How about not having a sig at all?
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Do you not have any DPF regen issues doing such a low mileage in it? Mind you, BMW knew what they were doing with diesels generally.Rich B wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:16 pm Rat look 320d (it cleans up ok, but it’s got battle scars everywhere!) MOT - flying colours. It’s about 30 miles off the 100k milestone but It still drives beautifully - i think
it was about 40-50k when we bought it 8-9 years ago?
It’s only done 3k miles this year as the van has taken over the family duties, my wife works from home and we walk the boy to and from school.
To be honest, a diesel estate is pretty much the opposite of what we need from the 3rd car, but i can’t see us getting rid of it until it either breaks or Sam turns 17 and we need a car for him to learn in.
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No issues, but i plan to start driving it to my work a bit more to try and get it up to temp a bit more. I can’t see the short journeys it does now being good for it!Jobbo wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2026 5:56 amDo you not have any DPF regen issues doing such a low mileage in it? Mind you, BMW knew what they were doing with diesels generally.Rich B wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:16 pm Rat look 320d (it cleans up ok, but it’s got battle scars everywhere!) MOT - flying colours. It’s about 30 miles off the 100k milestone but It still drives beautifully - i think
it was about 40-50k when we bought it 8-9 years ago?
It’s only done 3k miles this year as the van has taken over the family duties, my wife works from home and we walk the boy to and from school.
To be honest, a diesel estate is pretty much the opposite of what we need from the 3rd car, but i can’t see us getting rid of it until it either breaks or Sam turns 17 and we need a car for him to learn in.
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After pontificating for far too long about what car to get next, I ran out of time as the lease Ioniq6 was collected in late March and left me with nothing. Picked up a '16 plate Jazz yesterday for some cheap plain wheels while I figure out what I want to do.
£35 VED and 50mpg+ claimed, so that's a couple of positives to offset the feeble power unit
In my mind it might make a cheap 2nd run about if I get a "fancy" car for funsies. Worst case, it should be a cheap to run shopping trolley at least.
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£35 VED and 50mpg+ claimed, so that's a couple of positives to offset the feeble power unit
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Barry is 89 years old AICMFP.
Send me links to cars for sale with throttle bodies.
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Part of me enjoys other people's reactions to stuff like this too.
I see it as a reliable shopping trolley for when I can't use a bike, plus this'll carry the mountain bike/canoe/tent easily. And no more anxiety about parking either.
Side bonus, if it hangs around long enough, my niece is nearly driving age so I'm thinking it'll make a decent first car for her.
I see it as a reliable shopping trolley for when I can't use a bike, plus this'll carry the mountain bike/canoe/tent easily. And no more anxiety about parking either.
Side bonus, if it hangs around long enough, my niece is nearly driving age so I'm thinking it'll make a decent first car for her.
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SSSN Barry!
I never bothered replacing the Golf, just use my dads ancient E220 Estate...but if I did need a little work horse for the winter when I don't ride the bikes, then I'd be looking at something similarly small, cheap and reliable
I never bothered replacing the Golf, just use my dads ancient E220 Estate...but if I did need a little work horse for the winter when I don't ride the bikes, then I'd be looking at something similarly small, cheap and reliable
Oui, je suis un motard.
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Managed to get a dry enough day to check the x5 sunroof drains. Both motors are unplugged as the roof sticks and jams (I didn’t want a pano roof and never intend to use it, but 99.9% of 4.8s have one) so had to remove trim / drop the back of the headlining to be able to turn them by hand.
Poked some wire through then flushed some water through, made sure the pipe was well sealed to the sunroof cassette. Then going bodgetastic used some ripper trim with a T section to seal it from the outside and minimise the amount of water the drains have to deal with. Then reassembled the trims and tided the interior which had been left with bits missing since the water ingress incident a couple of months ago.
Noticed the boot glass on the mito had come unstuck along the bottom edge, bond to the glass had failed for some reason. Didn’t fancy removing the whole thing so wedged a gap, squeezed in some windscreen adhesive then propped it open with a bit of weight on while it cured.
It hadn’t ever leaked as far as I was aware, but had noticed the parcel shelf seemed to get a bit dusty for no obvious reason! Only an odd rattle when closing it made me investigate further!
Poked some wire through then flushed some water through, made sure the pipe was well sealed to the sunroof cassette. Then going bodgetastic used some ripper trim with a T section to seal it from the outside and minimise the amount of water the drains have to deal with. Then reassembled the trims and tided the interior which had been left with bits missing since the water ingress incident a couple of months ago.
Noticed the boot glass on the mito had come unstuck along the bottom edge, bond to the glass had failed for some reason. Didn’t fancy removing the whole thing so wedged a gap, squeezed in some windscreen adhesive then propped it open with a bit of weight on while it cured.
It hadn’t ever leaked as far as I was aware, but had noticed the parcel shelf seemed to get a bit dusty for no obvious reason! Only an odd rattle when closing it made me investigate further!
Cheers, Harry
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968 CS
Just a couple of jobs over the winter. Mainly looking at the MOT advisories. First of which is the brake discs which they have marked down as "pitted and corroded" hmm, even before removing a wheel, I can see from the outside face that they look fine...well having taken both rear discs off, they're fine on the inside face too.
So I've given them a cleanup and put them back on. This is them before I cleaned them:
Hardly SJ levels of corrosion!
Anyway, the other advisory was play in the the front wheel bearings, which are adjustable on the 968. So I've adjusted them to the spec in the workshop manual. Also while I had the wheels off, I cleaned up the front and rear calipers and inspected them for the infamous plate lift. Fortunately both front and rear calipers are all good. This is half way through cleaning a rear caliper:

And of course cleaned the wheels inside and out while they were off.

Tyres are a bit old now, will replace them in the next year.
Will tax it during the week and take it for its first drive since being stored over winter.
Here's a pic from last year:

M3 CSL
Went a bit further with winter maitenance on the M3.
Firstly, when I was giving the carbon airbox a wipeover, I noticed that one of the torx screws was rattling when I wiped over it (marked with a blue paint pen below). Turns out at some point, someone had cross threaded and over tightened it, and the nut the other side was spinning. So with some difficulty I disassembled the airbox only to find that the air filter is in the way. As it has a metal gauze, it was pretty diffucult to move out of the way. After that I managed to get some locking pliers on the nut and extract the torx screw from it.

I got my motorcycle mechanic to recut the threads on the nut. After that, I found the same 3M 2 part epoxy that BMW use and stuck the nut back on. Hope it holds!

Damaged the airfilter prying it out of the way, so a new one is going in. Most money I've ever spent on an airfilter. Lots of CSL tax! Gave everything in the plenum chamber a good clean up while I had the filter out too:

Have also given the underside and the rear wheel arches a bit of a clean:


Not perfect, but still magnitudes better than before.
And naturally, while looking at the rear wheel arches, I noticed that one of the rear bumpstops had broken.
So off the rear dampers come. They were both knackered too, one of them wasn't rebounding at all, the other was very slow to rebound.
So two new dampers were ordered from BMW. New top mounts and bumpstops and re-used a few parts which were still in fine condition, or NLA because CSL.
Crusty old dampers which lived under the sea (maybe)

Shiny new dampers, which I gave a coat of Dynax UC (Underbody Clear Wax, not U C U N T) after fitting:

Will be interesting to see how improved the car will feel. I'll look at doing the front dampers & springs next winter, I think.
When I bought the car, the previous owner had given the wheels a rather unsatificatory refurb (along with some panels getting a not so great respray too, which I've mostly rectified in the past) So it was time to finally get the wheels properly refurbished. Used a local company (Wheelhouse Ipswich) who have a good reputation and Mike Rainbird had a set of CSL wheels refurbed by them and was full of praise. (Think Harry/ integrale_evo has used them in the past too?)
So had them refurb the wheels and fit new tyres too.
Shiny inside:

Shiny outside;

They did a great job imo. Dead happy with them and the brothers who run Wheelhouse Ipswich are really nice lads.
After picking them up, I spent a silly amount of time preparing them and applying Gtechniq C5 ceramic coating. Will have anxiety about kerbing them now
Pic from last year:

Nearly done now. Some other small jobs to do and the wheels need to go back on. The airbox needs reinstalling along with an oil change and it'll be on the road soon too!
Just a couple of jobs over the winter. Mainly looking at the MOT advisories. First of which is the brake discs which they have marked down as "pitted and corroded" hmm, even before removing a wheel, I can see from the outside face that they look fine...well having taken both rear discs off, they're fine on the inside face too.
So I've given them a cleanup and put them back on. This is them before I cleaned them:
Hardly SJ levels of corrosion!
Anyway, the other advisory was play in the the front wheel bearings, which are adjustable on the 968. So I've adjusted them to the spec in the workshop manual. Also while I had the wheels off, I cleaned up the front and rear calipers and inspected them for the infamous plate lift. Fortunately both front and rear calipers are all good. This is half way through cleaning a rear caliper:

And of course cleaned the wheels inside and out while they were off.

Tyres are a bit old now, will replace them in the next year.
Will tax it during the week and take it for its first drive since being stored over winter.
Here's a pic from last year:

M3 CSL
Went a bit further with winter maitenance on the M3.
Firstly, when I was giving the carbon airbox a wipeover, I noticed that one of the torx screws was rattling when I wiped over it (marked with a blue paint pen below). Turns out at some point, someone had cross threaded and over tightened it, and the nut the other side was spinning. So with some difficulty I disassembled the airbox only to find that the air filter is in the way. As it has a metal gauze, it was pretty diffucult to move out of the way. After that I managed to get some locking pliers on the nut and extract the torx screw from it.

I got my motorcycle mechanic to recut the threads on the nut. After that, I found the same 3M 2 part epoxy that BMW use and stuck the nut back on. Hope it holds!

Damaged the airfilter prying it out of the way, so a new one is going in. Most money I've ever spent on an airfilter. Lots of CSL tax! Gave everything in the plenum chamber a good clean up while I had the filter out too:

Have also given the underside and the rear wheel arches a bit of a clean:


Not perfect, but still magnitudes better than before.
And naturally, while looking at the rear wheel arches, I noticed that one of the rear bumpstops had broken.
So off the rear dampers come. They were both knackered too, one of them wasn't rebounding at all, the other was very slow to rebound.
So two new dampers were ordered from BMW. New top mounts and bumpstops and re-used a few parts which were still in fine condition, or NLA because CSL.
Crusty old dampers which lived under the sea (maybe)

Shiny new dampers, which I gave a coat of Dynax UC (Underbody Clear Wax, not U C U N T) after fitting:

Will be interesting to see how improved the car will feel. I'll look at doing the front dampers & springs next winter, I think.
When I bought the car, the previous owner had given the wheels a rather unsatificatory refurb (along with some panels getting a not so great respray too, which I've mostly rectified in the past) So it was time to finally get the wheels properly refurbished. Used a local company (Wheelhouse Ipswich) who have a good reputation and Mike Rainbird had a set of CSL wheels refurbed by them and was full of praise. (Think Harry/ integrale_evo has used them in the past too?)
So had them refurb the wheels and fit new tyres too.
Shiny inside:

Shiny outside;

They did a great job imo. Dead happy with them and the brothers who run Wheelhouse Ipswich are really nice lads.
After picking them up, I spent a silly amount of time preparing them and applying Gtechniq C5 ceramic coating. Will have anxiety about kerbing them now
Pic from last year:

Nearly done now. Some other small jobs to do and the wheels need to go back on. The airbox needs reinstalling along with an oil change and it'll be on the road soon too!
Oui, je suis un motard.
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Enjoyed that update Marv 
Harry, your sunroof experience reinforces my preference not to have one. Don’t like them for lots of reasons but that sounds a right chore.
Harry, your sunroof experience reinforces my preference not to have one. Don’t like them for lots of reasons but that sounds a right chore.