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Beany
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Yes, he's roundhouse kicking his way through the pearly gates.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwynpwydp0xt

86 ain't bad though.
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Re: Chuck Norris

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I heard that Norris and Death came to an agreement.
The artist formerly known as _Who_
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That's the only explanation Simon...

My favourite Norrism..

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."
JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:26 pm I say this rarely Dave, but listen to Dinny because he's right.
Rich B wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:57 pm but Dinny was right…
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No-one will be worthy of the Chuck Norris action jeans any more 🙁

RIP.

Dave!
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:shock: :(
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Beany wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2026 2:16 pm Yes, he's roundhouse kicking his way through the pearly gates.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwynpwydp0xt

86 ain't bad though.
Not possible

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Life, completed.
The Evo forum really is a shadow of its former self. I remember when the internet was for the elite and now they seem to let any spastic on

IaFG Down Under Division
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Always remembered for his epic fight with Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon.
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240PP wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2026 4:14 pm Always remembered for his epic fight with Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon.
😂

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240PP wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2026 4:14 pm Always remembered for his epic fight with Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon.
Cough…The Way of the Dragon cough…
JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:26 pm I say this rarely Dave, but listen to Dinny because he's right.
Rich B wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:57 pm but Dinny was right…
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