Pigs in blankets

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What do you choose?

1. One hot pig in blanket to be delivered to me every day for life.
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6%
2. Seven hot pigs in blankets to be delivered to me every week for life.
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22%
3. 28/29/30/31 hot pigs in blankets to be delivered to me every month for life (days in month dependent)
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6%
4. 365 hot pigs in blankets to be delivered to me every Christmas day for life
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22%
5. An actual live pig in an actual blanket, one time delivery only to your house. Comes with 5x3m shed for shelter. You get to name it and everything (the pig, not the shed).
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No votes
6. I'm a vegetarian, so frankly.... SHUT UP - the Veggie Pigs In Blankets lottery is drawn next week. Come back then.
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No votes
7. A tiny instant pig in blanket machine that is small enough to fit in your pocket that delivers a hot pig in blanket, on demand, at upto 4 per minute, but the quantity and lifespan of the device are unknown. Could make be a millionton, or might run out after 87. We just don't know.
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6%
8. 150 pigs in blankets to be delivered to me every month for life, but Shmeee has to be there every month to eat them with you and you HAVE to talk to him for at least 17 minutes each visit (AND you're not allowed to stab him to death).
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No votes
9. 14,600 pigs in blankets to be delivered (hot) for a one-off Pigs In Blankets Grand Ball to be held in your honor. Black tie optional. All costs for the ball (except alcohol) to be borne by the Pigs In Blankets Societal trust fund.
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6%
10. Just an argument please.
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33%
 
Total votes: 18
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DeskJockey
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Re: Pigs in blankets

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Jobbo wrote: Thu Dec 18, 2025 8:12 am
nuttinnew wrote: Wed Dec 17, 2025 5:31 pm I fucking hate the term pigs in blankets.
Pigs on horseback?
Can't call them that. Might trigger victims of the meat scandal from a few years ago.
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