Pigs in blankets

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What do you choose?

1. One hot pig in blanket to be delivered to me every day for life.
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6%
2. Seven hot pigs in blankets to be delivered to me every week for life.
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22%
3. 28/29/30/31 hot pigs in blankets to be delivered to me every month for life (days in month dependent)
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6%
4. 365 hot pigs in blankets to be delivered to me every Christmas day for life
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22%
5. An actual live pig in an actual blanket, one time delivery only to your house. Comes with 5x3m shed for shelter. You get to name it and everything (the pig, not the shed).
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No votes
6. I'm a vegetarian, so frankly.... SHUT UP - the Veggie Pigs In Blankets lottery is drawn next week. Come back then.
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No votes
7. A tiny instant pig in blanket machine that is small enough to fit in your pocket that delivers a hot pig in blanket, on demand, at upto 4 per minute, but the quantity and lifespan of the device are unknown. Could make be a millionton, or might run out after 87. We just don't know.
1
6%
8. 150 pigs in blankets to be delivered to me every month for life, but Shmeee has to be there every month to eat them with you and you HAVE to talk to him for at least 17 minutes each visit (AND you're not allowed to stab him to death).
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No votes
9. 14,600 pigs in blankets to be delivered (hot) for a one-off Pigs In Blankets Grand Ball to be held in your honor. Black tie optional. All costs for the ball (except alcohol) to be borne by the Pigs In Blankets Societal trust fund.
1
6%
10. Just an argument please.
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33%
 
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mik
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Pigs in blankets

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You've won the Pigs In Blankets Lottery, and have to decide how you want your winnings to be paid out.
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V8Granite
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To add to every roast dinner, a daily pug and blanket will remove the joy they give over time.

Also, can they be butchers only, not the cocktail sausage abominations.

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mik
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V8Granite wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 4:38 pm can they be butchers only, not the cocktail sausage abominations.
<checks rules>

Yes. You may stipulate this.
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I presume we all make our own??

I combine Old English Pork Chipolatas from the farm shop with Sainsburys Best Smoked Streaky Bacon.

And my answer - "Once a year is fine on Christmas Day" wasn't up there so I want an argument
JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:26 pm I say this rarely Dave, but listen to Dinny because he's right.
Rich B wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:57 pm but Dinny was right…
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dinny_g wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 4:54 pm
And my answer - "Once a year is fine on Christmas Day" wasn't up there so I want an argument
No you don’t.
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V8Granite wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 4:38 pm a daily pug and blanket will remove the joy they give over time.

Dave!

:shock:
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Why doesn't a pocket (or maybe belt mounted, or at the most backpack portable) pig in blanket dispenser not exist already? What the HELL has science been doing if not constructing this.
Perhaps you could replace the car stereo with one. Then you dunk the P-I-B into the cigarette lighter socket to warm it.
mik wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 5:00 pm
dinny_g wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 4:54 pm
And my answer - "Once a year is fine on Christmas Day" wasn't up there so I want an argument
No you don’t.
Look, this isn’t an argument, it's just contradiction! Argument’s an intellectual process. Contradiction’s just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
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Explosive Newt wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 5:25 pm
mik wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 5:00 pm
dinny_g wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 4:54 pm
And my answer - "Once a year is fine on Christmas Day" wasn't up there so I want an argument
No you don’t.
Look, this isn’t an argument, it's just contradiction! Argument’s an intellectual process. Contradiction’s just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
No it isn’t.

Also - you make a good point. Of all the pillocks I’ve seen on Dragon’s Den, exactly NONE of them have offered ANY form of hot PIB creation. It’s a fucking disgrace.
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I'm writing to the medical research council and colin furze who I reckon can crack this between them.
mik wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 5:32 pm
No it isn’t.
Yes it is! An argument’s a collective series of statements to establish a definite proposition.
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Can someone check the batteries in Miks carbon monoxide detector?

Cheers. :)
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Not sure I would want one daily, 7 each week on a Sunday with a roast dinner would be fine
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nuttinnew wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 5:23 pm
V8Granite wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 4:38 pm a daily pug and blanket will remove the joy they give over time.

Dave!

:shock:
Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Beany wrote: Tue Dec 16, 2025 7:24 pm Can someone check the batteries in Miks carbon monoxide detector?

Cheers. :)
They’re fine, it’s been beeping non stop for 7 days straight now
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mik
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I put sleeper batteries in all our home sensors - I just shake them back to life if there is a fire or whatevs.
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Last weekend I made toads in blankets in the hole. Smoked bacon makes everything better. EVERYTHING!
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Jimmy Choo wrote: Wed Dec 17, 2025 10:35 am Last weekend I made toads in blankets in the hole. Smoked bacon makes everything better. EVERYTHING!
If I ever get divorced, I'm hunting you out, I'll be the big spoon and you keep making toads in blankets in the hole.

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V8Granite wrote: Wed Dec 17, 2025 1:42 pm
If I ever get divorced, I'm hunting you out, I'll be the big spoon and you keep making toads in blankets in the hole.
:?

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I'm just going to assume that "blankets in the hole" is a fetish or practice I was hitherto unaware of and move on now, thanks.

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As if by magic!

https://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/lif ... ch-5443618

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Re: Pigs in blankets

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I fucking hate the term pigs in blankets.
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