Randomness

[Gavster]

A gift idea for the in-laws perhaps?

Natural Harvest - Cooking with Semen

https://amzn.eu/d/4ajuqYh

[Jobbo]

I’ve seen and laughed at that before Gav, but it is still just as amusing now. I wonder if the recipes are set out in the usual way:
2 rashers bacon
250ml semen
One egg
1 tbsp vegetable oil
Salt and pepper to taste

[Gavster]

It is massively curious, also collection methods and quantities are a big question mark too

[Mito Man]

Not if you’re Bonnie Blue.

[nuttinnew]

Salmon fishing in the Yemen was a typo?

[nuttinnew]

[Simon]

Flames through the airvents were a wee bit scary.

[nuttinnew]

[Sundayjumper]

The White Swan, Kineton. Obviously. Nobody will misread that.

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[dan]

Ah yes, the old Whites Wankington. Lovely place.

[Jobbo]

Are all the boys at Eton white? Or do those of other race not masturbate?

[jamcg]

[DeskJockey]

That's both brilliantly done and a travesty.

[Sundayjumper]

Doesn’t work on my phone but I need to see/hear this ! Big fan.

Completely incidental; last week out with gavster I was wearing a a Rammstein shirt. We went to some dive bar on the way home, which was pretty empty tbf, but by the time we got to ordering having perused the pumps the first thing the barman said was “I put this on for you” and nodded at the speakers. He’d seen my shirt as we walked in and put some Rammstein on just for me

[jamcg]

Doesn’t work on my phone but I need to see/hear this ! Big fan.

Completely incidental; last week out with gavster I was wearing a a Rammstein shirt. We went to some dive bar on the way home, which was pretty empty tbf, but by the time we got to ordering having perused the pumps the first thing the barman said was “I put this on for you” and nodded at the speakers. He’d seen my shirt as we walked in and put some Rammstein on just for me

Metal transcends so many barriers, and in my experience has the friendliest fans. Remember sitting in a bar in krakow chatting away with a German lady about rammstein, disturbed and five finger death punch

[Swervin_Mervin]

Doesn’t work on my phone but I need to see/hear this ! Big fan.

Completely incidental; last week out with gavster I was wearing a a Rammstein shirt. We went to some dive bar on the way home, which was pretty empty tbf, but by the time we got to ordering having perused the pumps the first thing the barman said was “I put this on for you” and nodded at the speakers. He’d seen my shirt as we walked in and put some Rammstein on just for me

Metal transcends so many barriers, and in my experience has the friendliest fans. Remember sitting in a bar in krakow chatting away with a German lady about rammstein, disturbed and five finger death punch

My son's Reception teacher grabbed my arm one morning when I was dropping him off. Said "I didn't realise you were one of us!". Turns out she'd seen a tweet I made years ago just after watching the Rammstein Live in Paris showmon TV. Bear in mind she was well into her 60s!

The guy above I've seen before and he's good. I follow Macglocky on Insta who does similar and they've teamed up before a few times

[Swervin_Mervin]

[Swervin_Mervin]

In fact, here is one of their joint efforts

[DeskJockey]

Doesn’t work on my phone but I need to see/hear this ! Big fan.

Completely incidental; last week out with gavster I was wearing a a Rammstein shirt. We went to some dive bar on the way home, which was pretty empty tbf, but by the time we got to ordering having perused the pumps the first thing the barman said was “I put this on for you” and nodded at the speakers. He’d seen my shirt as we walked in and put some Rammstein on just for me

Metal transcends so many barriers, and in my experience has the friendliest fans. Remember sitting in a bar in krakow chatting away with a German lady about rammstein, disturbed and five finger death punch

FFDP is my long run music. Have a set playlist that I listen to. That way I have a decent sense of whether I'm on the pace or not, knowing roughly where on the route each song is.

[IanF]

Are all the boys at Eton white? Or do those of other race not masturbate?

Most aren’t..