Trump

[Sundayjumper]

He’s just said that he’ll make a decision about invading Iran “within two weeks”. It’s always two weeks. Everything is two weeks. Two weeks is enough time for most people to forget about it, then he’ll claim credit if it’s good / blame someone else if it’s bad. Without actually making a decision.

TWACO - Two Weeks And Chickens Out.

[Rich B]

I feel someone needs to make a meme of the Total Recall “two weeks” mask opening to reveal trump (or make trumps face open to reveal Putin/Musk/a baby/etc..)

[unzippy]

He’s just said that he’ll make a decision about invading Iran “within two weeks”. It’s always two weeks. Everything is two weeks. Two weeks is enough time for most people to forget about it, then he’ll claim credit if it’s good / blame someone else if it’s bad. Without actually making a decision.

TWACO - Two Weeks And Chickens Out.

Too weak and chickens out

[Sundayjumper]

Two Weeks Again, Trump ? TWAT.

[Mito Man]

Got to give them notice so they can move out the 400kg of enriched uranium and spread it out across the country.

[V8Granite]

Or wait till they see a suspicious Toyota Corolla leaving and take it out with a single shot, frugal.

Dave!

[jamcg]

New level of stupidity from maga

[Rich B]

Quality - though he’s right, Obama was definitely not in the Oval office at the time of the 9/11 attack. Coincidence??!

[240PP]

That must be a skit. Nobody is stupid enough to have that much confidence to be so publicly stupid.

[DaveE]

Reckon in his head this is what Trump was expecting?

[Beany]

Probably. But our armed forces weren't being paraded in front a senile, narcissistic, noncey rapist - so I expect that makes it less of a challenge to be professional about it.

[Rich B]

Probably. But our armed forces weren't being paraded in front a senile, narcissistic, noncey rapist - so I expect that makes it less of a challenge to be professional about it.

Our narcissistic nonce was at Pizza Express in Woking that night.

[Beany]

Exactly. And he definitely wasn't sweating.

[Beany]

So, Trump, desperate to get approval from a Big Strong Man Authoritarian Leader (his fetish), has bombed Iran. Thankfully, not with our involvement.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckg3rzj8emjt

He really is so fucking stupid. Played like an absolute fiddle.

[240PP]

“Tulsi Gabbard says Iran could produce nuclear weapons "within weeks", months after she testified before Congress that the country was not building them.“

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c056zqn6vvyo

“Her change of position came after Donald Trump said she was "wrong"


This could be a repeat of Dr David Kelly.

[Beany]

Yeah, she's literally claiming that what she said was taken out of context, and isn't a contradiction of Trump.

https://time.com/7296421/trump-public-r ... statement/

In March, Gabbard testified in front of Congress that the intelligence community [IC] “continues to assess that Iran is not building a nuclear weapon, and Supreme Leader [Ali] Khamenei has not authorized the nuclear weapons program that he suspended in 2003. The IC continues to monitor, closely, if Tehran decides to reauthorize its nuclear weapons program."

She's not being taken out of context from March. She's lying, now, because sacking off the head of your Director of National Intelligence on the eve of a war for publicly contradicting you in the past is a bad look.

It's so fucking transparent. The authoritarian dictator glory hole has been knocked and this time, it's Bibis shrivveled cock limply and impotently poking through, and Trump is going to fucking town on it.

[Sundayjumper]

Ahh, FFS.

I want to see a statement from Starmer & the EU ASAP saying "we're quite busy with the Ukraine stuff right now, you're on your own on this one". Massive obvious clusterfuck incoming.

[Sundayjumper]

2013:

[Beany]

There's always a tweet. Always.

[jamcg]

https://www.threads.com/@juanch0panza/p ... hA95Dx4QpQ