Trump

[Sundayjumper]

Also - returning to the TACO thing - the puns keep coming. After he's gone, he's Nacho President

[Sundayjumper]

Classic Onion:

[Beany]

It's curious how they keep saying he "won't" read.

I bet it's far more likely that he literally can't read above the level of an eight year old. He's never had to do anything for himself in his life, why would he have to learn how to read?

[Sundayjumper]

The. Dumbest. Timeline.

Louisiana House of Representatives have voted 58-32 in favour of banning chemtrails.

State Rep. Kimberly Landry Coates (R-Ponchatoula) defended SB46 on the House floor, saying she is concerned about aircraft leaving white streaks across the sky, which she claims are creating clouds and affecting weather patterns.

One of Coates’ claims is that she regularly sees the so-called chemtrails in the sky.

“(Do you see them) once a week?” asked State Rep. C. Denise Marcelle (D-Baton Rouge).

“At least, yes—from my house all the way to the Capitol. So when you look up in the air, you look, watch for the big white lines across the sky,” Coates said.

“So once a week you see people releasing stuff in the air on the way to the Capitol? So I just need to look up? I probably haven’t been looking up,” Marcelle said.

https://www.fox8live.com/2025/05/30/lou ... ugh-house/

[Sundayjumper]

They’re this >< far from launching an investigation into who steals the sun at night.

[Jobbo]

I look forward to the enforcement action they take against airlines for producing contrails.

Still, at least those fucking idiots who believe in chemtrails can now be answered with ‘they’re banned’

[jamcg]

I look forward to the enforcement action they take against airlines for producing contrails.

Still, at least those fucking idiots who believe in chemtrails can now be answered with ‘they’re banned’

It’ll be ban all planes, then they’ll realise their new free air force one freedom Arab gift makes them and then that legislation will be “did I say that? I don’t think I said that. Next question” Zelensky’s a dictator all over again

[IanF]

[IanF]

https://news.sky.com/story/elon-musk-ca ... n-13378858

[Rich B]

Musk and Trump will have fallen out by then. 2 egos of that size aren’t going to get on forever!

[jamcg]

When the next economic analysis is released from this quarter is going to make interesting reading, he won’t be able to hide behind “Bidens economy” this time around

[Sundayjumper]

They’ve not really fallen out, this is all performative, like any suggestion they’ll do anything to Putin. The key detail is right at the end of the article:

By law, status as a "special government employee" means he could only serve for a maximum of 130 days, which would have ended around 30 May.

He HAD to leave last week or else become an actual employee with all the transparency & accountability & (I guess ) drug testing. So they need a cover story and this is it. He’s still going to be very very involved in steering government contracts to his own companies.

[Rich B]

They’ve not really fallen out, this is all performative, like any suggestion they’ll do anything to Putin. The key detail is right at the end of the article:

By law, status as a "special government employee" means he could only serve for a maximum of 130 days, which would have ended around 30 May.

He HAD to leave last week or else become an actual employee with all the transparency & accountability & (I guess ) drug testing. So they need a cover story and this is it. He’s still going to be very very involved in steering government contracts to his own companies.

We all knew about the date, but i think we’ll see more and more of Elon trying to distance himself from Trump and the policies to try and get back into control of Tesla over the next few weeks. I predict it will lead to a proper break up when Elon eventually slags off trump in an interview.

[Sundayjumper]

We all knew about the date...

So isn't it quite the coincidence this comes at exactly the same time, no sooner ? I'm not convinced. His businesses get huge amounts of money from government contracts. He's not insane enough to risk losing all of that. But we shall see !

[Rich B]

We all knew about the date...

So isn't it quite the coincidence this comes at exactly the same time, no sooner ? I'm not convinced. His businesses get huge amounts of money from government contracts. He's not insane enough to risk losing all of that. But we shall see !

i don’t think he realised how much damage he did to Tesla by showing the world what he was actually like. He’s definitely benefitted hugely from all the other shady arrangements on contracts/regulations/etc… but they’re all baked in now i expect.

he’s massively butthurt from the world thinking he’s a cunt and he’s far too insecure to be able to let that go, and the only answer is to distance himself from Trumps decisions.

[Ascender]

I've been trying to work out a day trading strategy these last couple of months and its been difficult at times when Trump is prone to opening his mouth at any given opportunity and chucking a hand grenade in to the markets. The man is a complete balloon.

[Rich B]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/liv ... ws-updates

heating up between them nicely…

[Beany]

Whoever wins, we lose.

Still, we can laugh at how pathetic they both are.

[Rich B]

Whoever wins, we lose.

Still, we can laugh at how pathetic they both are.

Not really, the bill has already passed - Trump losing his followers can only really be a good thing now.

[Sundayjumper]

Quality trolling:

Germany’s Chancellor Merz presented Trump the birth certificate of his German grandfather, Friedrich Trump.

It was a clever jab to remind Trump he’s a German immigrant.

https://bsky.app/profile/youranoncentra ... ur7fz2ek2n