Randomness

[speedingfine]

Zoikes

[mik]

[Jimmy Choo]

How can I describe what happened so anyone in the world would understand?

[jamcg]

Posting here to keep the trump thread serious

[nuttinnew]

[jamcg]

“Hello Porsche insurance. Aha. Hhhmmm. Ooookkkkkaaaayyy. You crashed your porsche into FUCKING WHAT?????!!!!!”





All jokes aside Jesko took it like a champ. Driver not even seeming phased

[Sundayjumper]

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[Beany]

Imagine having sex that lasts long enough to need a playlist.

Wait, how do you edit in this app-

[Matty]

“A wave hit the ship”
“Is that unusual?”
“Oh yeah. At sea? Chance in a million”

[Sundayjumper]

Imagine having sex that lasts long enough to need a playlist.

Wait, how do you edit in this app-

I’ve just started rewatching Red Dwarf and there was a similar line:

Lister: Six breasts? Imagine making love to a woman with six breasts!

Rimmer: Imagine making love to a woman!

[jamcg]

This is frightening how on the money it is

[Mito Man]

America is fooking wild

[DeskJockey]

Are the marshalls armed?

[IanF]

[jamcg]

Is there mum the third sister?

[jamcg]

[dinny_g]

[dinny_g]

https://www.londonunderground.live/index.html

Real time Underground Map - including train movements.

[jamcg]

That’s brilliant

[Mito Man]

I think it’s about time for an asteroid to visit us.