Boston Dynamics

[Jobbo]

But can it suck it's own di...

...digit? Dongle? Docking port?

[Beany]

cgi.

This is Boston Dynamics, not Tesla. That'll be real.

[mik]

Very Hal-esque

[nuttinnew]

But can it suck it's own di...

[nuttinnew]

cgi.

This is Boston Dynamics, not Tesla. That'll be real.

Ja ja, real cgi.

[mik]

Danny McAndroid

[Beany]

When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.

[nuttinnew]

Did somebody say Uber Eats are Loving It.

[Matty]

When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.

Well it's either being death by robitic snu-snu or death by AI overlords the way things are looking at the moment.

[Beany]

When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.

Well it's either being death by robitic snu-snu or death by AI overlords the way things are looking at the moment.

If they can mix the two and get the robot to respond positively to me calling it mommy while it powderises my pelvis then that'll work for me.

Wait, did I type that out lou-

[RobYob]

When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.

Well it's either being death by robitic snu-snu or death by AI overlords the way things are looking at the moment.

If they can mix the two and get the robot to respond positively to me calling it mommy while it powderises my pelvis then that'll work for me.

Wait, did I type that out lou-

Tinternet never forgets and you'll be the first purchase the officially licensed Gemma Chan DLC.

[Beany]

I wish I was cool enough to understand what that meant

[RobYob]

I wish I was cool enough to understand what that meant

Ah you didn't watch the TV series Humans with Ms Chan.
She's a babysitter droid.
Until the dad gets the DLC.

[Beany]

I wish I was cool enough to understand what that meant

Ah you didn't watch the TV series Humans with Ms Chan.
She's a babysitter droid.
Until the dad gets the DLC.

And it starts doing cool BMW tricks, right?

.....right?

[jamcg]

When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.

If Elon releases them there’s a good bet they’ll be illegally harvesting dna samples through them

[Beany]

When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.

If Elon releases them there’s a good bet they’ll be illegally harvesting dna samples through them

It's elon. It'll be impregnating women to "save the white race".

Don't forget who he is.

[jamcg]

When they finally get around to releasing sex bots, people are going to fucking die.

If Elon releases them there’s a good bet they’ll be illegally harvesting dna samples through them

It's elon. It'll be impregnating women to "save the white race".

Don't forget who he is.

He’s trying to do this by himself anyway, what’s he up to now 16 kids?

[Beany]

Depends on who you ask, and on which mother he's shadowbanning on twitter while the child has a health crisis and they have to reach out on twitter because it's the only way to get his attention apparently.

[RobYob]

I wish I was cool enough to understand what that meant

Ah you didn't watch the TV series Humans with Ms Chan.
She's a babysitter droid.
Until the dad gets the DLC.

And it starts doing cool BMW tricks, right?

.....right?

Yes apparently Gemma had intensive coaching and the behind the scenes of her pulling off a flawless nose bonk stall was heartwarming.

[Matty]

So, ML/AI moving at an incredible pace. Meanwhile, Boston Dynamics still out here further increasing their mobility.

How long before the technological singularity and it's all over? 10 years?