Elon Musk/Tesla

[Rich B]

"many are saying it"

Is that really the only line of defence left against him - penis size rumours?

[Alex88]

He is 100% the sad, insecure type that would do this

[Mito Man]

I think those penis implants are like those inflatable balloons made for guys with ED - something that he may have had following his long term ketamine habit.

[RobYob]

I suppose Musk is sort of right, there is one immigrant in particular who WILL contribute to a decline in living standards.

America does have a habit of attracting the worst of the worst, First Murdoch then Musk.

[DaveE]

I see Musk is going to build a "Loop" in Dubai now

After the 'success' of having people driving Teslas through a short tunnel in Las Vegas

I'm sure this is a way better solution to mass transit than say a bus, train, or underground...

[integrale_evo]

He’s apparently created the best Ai ever, a few days after trying to buy open Ai

Also a tunnel between us and uk which will cut journeys down to 2 hours!

Hyperloop!! A tunnel which a few teslas driven by humans slowly drive around

Must not criticise, he’s a billionaire and I’m not, must mean I’m just jealous.

[DaveE]

It's amazing isn't it?

The deepest part of the Atlantic between London and New York is only 5500m (about half the height that transatlantic planes cruise at)

It's also only twice as deep as the current deepest tunnel (Gotthard Base tunnel), which is also the longest at 57km

So Elon's tunnel would only have to be twice as deep and about 100x longer than the world's current deepest and longest tunnel

Sure, seems fine

(Why does everyone just parrot this crap and not tell him to shut up and stop talking such utter bollocks?)

[Beany]

Because he's the richest man in the world and owns his own social media company, he'll slander you then outspend you in court to defend it.

Also at the moment he's in the white house, so if you're in the press, he'll try to legislate you out of business with an executive order.

[DaveE]

Because he's the richest man in the world and owns his own social media company, he'll slander you then outspend you in court to defend it.

Also at the moment he's in the white house, so if you're in the press, he'll try to legislate you out of business with an executive order.

Yeah but apart from that?

[Beany]

I mean, it's hard to sue a guillotine.

[nuttinnew]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly25yny3ego

[Beany]

Oh, Musk has been arguing with actual astronauts and aeronautical engineers, etc.

It's not...



...going well....


Literally having an astronaut telling him to pull his big boy pants on and actually ride one of his own rockets, inferring he's too much of a pussy to do it.

Amazing.

[nuttinnew]

and then... https://x.com/elonmusk/status/189262169 ... gr%5Etweet

[ZedLeg]

This joke is old but it becomes more true of Elon by the day.

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[jamcg]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdJFYS73/

[Simon]

[Matty]

"Tesla sales fall 45% in Europe Amid Musk's Political Meddling"

Meanwhile EV sales jumped 37%

Note, paywalled unless you've got a plugin
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... ckout=true

[DaveE]

"Tesla sales fall 45% in Europe Amid Musk's Political Meddling"

Meanwhile EV sales jumped 37%

Note, paywalled unless you've got a plugin
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... ckout=true

Where might one find such a plugin?

[Beany]

I expect there's one for this service:
https://archive.is/zsVwU

That's a scraped copy of the full article.

[integrale_evo]

"Tesla sales fall 45% in Europe Amid Musk's Political Meddling"

Meanwhile EV sales jumped 37%

Note, paywalled unless you've got a plugin
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... ckout=true

Be interesting what happens in the next few months, the figures so far have only really been from January, the nazi thing didn’t happen until the 20th

Also the model s is lhd only, and everyone after a Y would probably be waiting for the facelift model.

I’m enjoying watching their share value tank, it’s still got a long way to go before it’s back where it should be for an auto maker. Are people starting to wake up and see the lies? Recent research has shown the cybertruck is more deadly than the “unsafe at any speed” explosive Ford pinto. + 400,000 cars being recalled for a steering fault.