Decided to commute in the Alfa to work, as on Friday it's quiet and I can normally park in the big reserved spaces and not get moaned at.
However, for some reason it decided not to turn the lights off when locked it and walked away (I mean, why would it). So came back later and....completely dead. Couldn't lock/unlock the car, open the boot, take the handbrake off, take it out of gear* or do anything at all. Modern cars really can be shit sometimes. Also had a few gathering around with the usual broken Alfa tropes.
Anyway, thankfully someone had a "Halo" jump starter. Was about the size of an A5 book, thought it wouldn't have a chance in hell of cranking a big engine, but sure enough, first turn! Very impressed given the size....then presented with every error message under the sun SERVICE DAMPERS SERVICE ACTIVE AERO SERVICE EVERYTHING and a Christmas tree of lights. Few miles and they seem to have disappeared, and now on the CTEK. It's the OG battery, but has otherwise been fine, so unsure about whether to replace it.....
*I didn't realise that if you can't start the car for any reason, you can't put it in neutral, and with the ZF box the only solution if you need to move it, is to jack the car up, and get to the release screw under the car?!? Which usually involves removing undertrays
