Randomness

[GG.]

The sea level isn’t rising, the UK is dropping

One of my favourite bits of useless information is that the various cliffs along Britain's south coast - Cliffs of Dover, Needles, Jurassic coast etc - were caused in some part during the Last Ice Age when the weight of retreating ice over the north of England and Scotland tilted the entire country

I like that the U.S. Appalachian mountains, the Scotchish Heelands and the Atlas mountains in Morocco are all part of the same mountain range that formed in Pangea and gradually was pulled apart.

[Jobbo]

I mean, it might be, but they aren't wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Better_Man_(2024_film)

Better Man is a 2024 biographical concert film about the British pop singer Robbie Williams, directed by Michael Gracey. Williams is portrayed as a chimpanzee, performed using motion-capture technology by Jonno Davies.

Reality is stranger than fiction. I look forward to the Phil Collins GTA animation film then

[Beany]

I mean, the Genisis Land of Confusion video.....

The video features caricature puppets by the British television show Spitting Image. After Phil Collins saw a caricatured version of himself on the show, he commissioned the show's creators, Peter Fluck and Roger Law, to create puppets of the entire band, as well as all the characters in the video

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_Confusion



So Collins has, at least, got form on that front.

[Beany]

"Well, I'm up for drink driving, there's a solid chance I'll get disqualified. I know what I'll do, I'll drive my Range Rover to court, and then drive home after, and pretend that I didn't know the ban takes effect immediately"

Result - eight weeks in jail.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj6enzdjpw4o

(video of him literally trying that line, in the article, on police bodycam)

[ZedLeg]

https://x.com/jaceserrano/status/184157 ... 81349?s=46

[Jobbo]

So Collins has, at least, got form on that front.

He's been in GTA before too: https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Phil_Collins

[Jobbo]

Saw that last night and laughed a lot.

[Beany]

So Collins has, at least, got form on that front.

He's been in GTA before too: https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Phil_Collins

Ha, I'd completely forgotten about that

[ZedLeg]

Saw that last night and laughed a lot.

I woke up my partner laughing at it

[DeskJockey]

"Well, I'm up for drink driving, there's a solid chance I'll get disqualified. I know what I'll do, I'll drive my Range Rover to court, and then drive home after, and pretend that I didn't know the ban takes effect immediately"

Result - eight weeks in jail.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj6enzdjpw4o

(video of him literally trying that line, in the article, on police bodycam)

With that last name he's bound to try, right?

[mik]

[jamcg]

Imagine doing that now, you’d be prosecuted for polluting the waterways and the crane driver would definitely be unconscious or worse

[Simon]

Amazing that we used to laugh at causing an innocent person so much stress.

Also can't see Beadle without thinking of this

[Rich B]

Some say Jeremy Beadle had a small cock… on the other hand, it was pretty big.

[nuttinnew]

Also can't see Beadle without thinking of this

You got the wrong side

[nuttinnew]

[mik]

[Jobbo]

I’d say part of the definition would be four internal right angles. Still allowing you to draw a curved barrel if you don’t specify straight edges.

[mik]

Priority #1 : keep the phone recording….

[Matty]

It's probably as I'm old, but I had no idea who he was until this crash, comments on here and Reddit suggest he's a bellend and this isn't unsual for him.
However 15m subs on Youtube (plus whatever other socials) and millions of pounds launched from a career of flipping pens....no wonder other kids watching this don't want proper jobs