Bluetooth Toothbrush

[Mito Man]

I thought this was a forum in-joke about self pleasuring but alas my new toothbrush actually has a phone app and connects via Bluetooth. It also gets performance enhancing firmware updates. For a fucking toothbrush.



Also according to the diagram I’ve done a shit job at brushing my teeth, but I can set goals for extensive tongue and gum cleaning to make up for it.

I’m going to have the oral hygiene of a flossing god soon

[DeskJockey]

You've got access to too much money.

[Simon]

'Performance enhancing'? What, it goes faster? Cleans in half the time? WTF?

[Mito Man]

I can’t wait to try it out tonight



Another example of smart technology making life at home that much better. Mind you this doesn’t compare to this hotel my friend stayed at in HK where you could control the bog via your phone.

[JonMad]

Bug fixes? Like, it would randomly ram itself down your throat if you weren’t careful or did the wrong combination of touches on the handle?

[Shlergen]

I'd be interested in one of these for travel, if it alerts you when the cleaner has used it to tidy up her clunge. On a few occasions I've had to bin the brush due to un-identified odours.

[McSwede]

I've just had a Lenovo Lemei delivered from Gearbest in China and it's Bluetooth Woo hoo

It's the first time I've tried an ultrasonic toothbrush and it feels really weird. It came packaged with 6x6 RC army truck that I've bought for my daughter's Crimbo (honest it's not for me). Not import tax this time either

[NotoriousREV]

I'd be interested in one of these for travel, if it alerts you when the cleaner has used it to tidy up her clunge. On a few occasions I've had to bin the brush due to un-identified odours.

You really need to stay in better hotels.

[JLv3.0]

Well - maybe he likes that? I mean - he didn't say he INSTANTLY binned them.