Woman

[speedingfine]

I have never gone back to a women I have left...

And on one or two occasions, the women left me, then wanted me back but I didn't accept.

I am not a liar, I am an anomaly !!!

Impressively strong-willed (if true )

[Jobbo]

Ian as I'm sure you're very much aware probably every last one of the pisstakers have gone back to more than one woman, more than twice, I know I have If there are any anomalies make yourself known so I can call you a liar

That. Or her sister if she has one. I'm not proud.

[Jimmy Choo]

Ian as I'm sure you're very much aware probably every last one of the pisstakers have gone back to more than one woman, more than twice, I know I have If there are any anomalies make yourself known so I can call you a liar

Nope. Once it's over, it's over. The ones who were friends are still friends but no post break up shenanigans.

[Shlergen]

She must give best gluck gluck twister 3000.

[nuttinnew]

[Sundayjumper]

I have never gone back to a women I have left...

And on one or two occasions, the women left me, then wanted me back but I didn't accept.

I am not a liar, I am an anomaly !!!

Similar. Never gone back to one I’ve left. Did take one back after she’d dumped me.

[speedingfine]

Ian as I'm sure you're very much aware probably every last one of the pisstakers have gone back to more than one woman, more than twice, I know I have If there are any anomalies make yourself known so I can call you a liar

That. Or her sister if she has one. I'm not proud.

I thought about a poll to prove me inevitably correct in 99% of cases. But really we ain't nothin' but mammals

[nuttinnew]

[Explosive Newt]

Yet again, “we’re not doing anniversary gifts” was a trap.

[Jobbo]

Yet again, “we’re not doing anniversary gifts” was a trap.

Even if they say that, you've got to find something made of wood or whatever. It was our iron anniversay this year so I was quite tempted to buy an iron... glad I didn't

[dinny_g]

Viz Top Tip...

Avoid getting into trouble for forgetting your anniversary by not getting married in the first place

[Jimmy Choo]

Yet again, “we’re not doing anniversary gifts” was a trap.

Even if they say that, you've got to find something made of wood or whatever. It was our iron anniversay this year so I was quite tempted to buy an iron... glad I didn't

One Valentines, before I married ExWife1 we had agreed to not buy presents. Coincidentally, the iron broke and I had to buy a new one. ExWife1 decided to tell everyone that I had bought it for her for valentines day.

"And what did you get me, dear? Fuck all? How thoughtful!"

[mik]

Years ago our hoover was on its last legs, and as it was close to Valentine’s Day, I bought a new one, wrapped the box and gave it to Mrs mik. She found this far less amusing than I did.

[Beany]

Yet again, “we’re not doing anniversary gifts” was a trap.

Even if they say that, you've got to find something made of wood or whatever. It was our iron anniversay this year so I was quite tempted to buy an iron... glad I didn't

One Valentines, before I married ExWife1 we had agreed to not buy presents. Coincidentally, the iron broke and I had to buy a new one. ExWife1 decided to tell everyone that I had bought it for her for valentines day.

"And what did you get me, dear? Fuck all? How thoughtful!"

I was - many years ago - dating someone around valentines day and we agreed, explicitly, to not acknowledge it at all, as it's a corporate shitshow.

She then proceeded to moan at me that I didn't get her something. For Valentines day.

That one didn't go any further, unsurprisingly.

[John]

It’s my wife’s birthday today, no present or card has appeared from me. I receive the same from her and we do the same for Christmas and Valentines.

When I buy myself a watch or she buys herself a handbag that goes down as an *insert celebration here* present. And cards are just a waste of paper/card

[Beany]

It’s my wife’s birthday today, no present or card has appeared from me. I receive the same from her and we do the same for Christmas and Valentines.

When I buy myself a watch or she buys herself a handbag that goes down as an *insert celebration here* present. And cards are just a waste of paper/card

So they do exist

[V8Granite]

It’s not hard to put a bit of thought in.

Generic card and flowers, meal out on a birthday and random thoughtful gifts throughout the year.

If they moan, just never get them anything unless you ask what they want and give them a budget, they’ll soon stop and if not, keep on walking.

Dave!

[Explosive Newt]

We are now going to a hotel tonight.

This is going to put a dent in the Aston fund.

[Gavster]

Yet again, “we’re not doing anniversary gifts” was a trap.

[V8Granite]

We are now going to a hotel tonight.

This is going to put a dent in the Aston fund.

Hotel = crazy sex

Take some Ibuprofen for the morning.

Dave!