Drunk Purchases

[Sundayjumper]

....looking at making another porchase (Cayenne flavoured).

Oh really ? I just happen to have a Cayenne that needs to be sold fairly soon ! Can I tempt you ?

[mik]

....looking at making another porchase (Cayenne flavoured).

Oh really ? I just happen to have a Cayenne that needs to be sold fairly soon ! Can I tempt you ?

16vCento : “what? No, I got the munchies - I meant….”

[16vCento]

Is it a MK2? I think I want a 2010-13 ish Petrol.

[Sundayjumper]

Ah, afraid not. It's a 2007 4.8 S.

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[Rich B]

Must admit, I've used booze to Put My Big Boy Pants On and make big purchases, but those were purchases that I'd already decided to make and was just fear't of pulling the trigger on them.

I don't think I've ever accidentally drunk-purchased anything in my life.

Clearly I'm missing out on the surprise and joy of getting a delivery of ten six foot inflatable bananas and wondered what cunt sent those, only to see my own name on the order sheet.

So you intended to order that donkey dildo

Is that one intended for a donkey or shaped like a donkey's?

shaped like a donkey.

[16vCento]

Boourns.

If I'm honest I'm not sure still, I've been looking for a car for so long, then a move means I shouldn't really buy one, but the XF isn't suitable for it's use, we need a petrol so I need to do it really either way.

I'll change my mind again in three more beers time

[John]

A Nissan Silvia.

[nuttinnew]

My wife admitted to a bit of drunk shopping over the weekend.

[DeskJockey]

So you intended to order that donkey dildo

Is that one intended for a donkey or shaped like a donkey's?

shaped like a donkey.

That sounds like it'll be rather painful in use.

[duncs500]

My drunk purchasing doesn't tend to extend beyond my immediate needs like food and more booze.

[Ascender]

Derren Brown's stuffed monkey from the 1920s.

[scotta]

a 1979 Porsche 924...

Recently?

No - Years ago. I didnt even part cash for it. The seller had left a few key details out of the auction...Such as it didnt run and had no brakes. So i left it.

[nuttinnew]

Derren Brown's stuffed monkey from the 1920s.

Ah...2:50 on?

[nuttinnew]

I've been expecting someone to say wife.