Drunk Purchases

[DeskJockey]

My wife admitted to a bit of drunk shopping over the weekend.

Her drunk purchases (hold on to your hats) consisted of:

1) a small watermelon
2) a (very) small piece of French soft cheese

Both had been recklessly added to our food delivery, and promptly forgotten about until I asked about them this morning while opening the boxes. Crazy!

[Jobbo]

Keep her; that sort of reckless spending is not going to get you into too much trouble!

[mik]

Mrs mik will buy items after a few sherbets without checking dimensions. A few years back we took delivery of a "bargain" outdoor chair/table set that would probably suit 7 year old kids. It was like the Stonehenge scene in Spinal Tap.

[scotta]

a 1979 Porsche 924...

[DeskJockey]

a 1979 Porsche 924...

Recently?

[jamcg]

Mine tends to be random knives and axes that will be useful for scouting purposes but not exactly essential……

[16vCento]

a 1979 Porsche 924...

I see your 1979 Porsche 924 and raise you a 1984 Porsche 924 Lux.

And a Caravan.

A V6 Peugeot 406 to tow the caravan

A Discovery 3.

A Hot Tub.

A Mane to make the Dog look like a Lion.

A Didgeridoo (not signed by Rolf).

I think that's the ones I got in the most trouble for.

All worked out well, other than the Mane, which the dog attacks and won't let me put on

[IanF]

a 1979 Porsche 924...

I see your 1979 Porsche 924 and raise you a 1984 Porsche 924 Lux.

And a Caravan.

A V6 Peugeot 406 to tow the caravan

A Discovery 3.

A Hot Tub.

A Mane to make the Dog look like a Lion.

A Didgeridoo (not signed by Rolf).

I think that's the ones I got in the most trouble for.

All worked out well, other than the Mane, which the dog attacks and won't let me put on

[DeskJockey]

@16vCento the dog mane is the standout item on your list! The others you can sort it come up with justification for, but that one just screams alcohol diminished mental facilities.

[16vCento]

I'm very sad she won't wear it, the school run would be superb fun in the morning with Lion Dog.

[mik]

So both Liam and Scott have made drunken porschases

[Beany]

Must admit, I've used booze to Put My Big Boy Pants On and make big purchases, but those were purchases that I'd already decided to make and was just fear't of pulling the trigger on them.

I don't think I've ever accidentally drunk-purchased anything in my life.

Clearly I'm missing out on the surprise and joy of getting a delivery of ten six foot inflatable bananas and wondered what cunt sent those, only to see my own name on the order sheet.

[16vCento]

So both Liam and Scott have made drunken porschases

I'm on my fifth Orval currently, sat in drunkenly purchased hot tub, in the rain, looking at making another porchase (Cayenne flavoured).

It can't end well, eBay should have a breathalyser.

[Mito Man]

Must admit, I've used booze to Put My Big Boy Pants On and make big purchases, but those were purchases that I'd already decided to make and was just fear't of pulling the trigger on them.

I don't think I've ever accidentally drunk-purchased anything in my life.

Clearly I'm missing out on the surprise and joy of getting a delivery of ten six foot inflatable bananas and wondered what cunt sent those, only to see my own name on the order sheet.

So you intended to order that donkey dildo

[DeskJockey]

Must admit, I've used booze to Put My Big Boy Pants On and make big purchases, but those were purchases that I'd already decided to make and was just fear't of pulling the trigger on them.

I don't think I've ever accidentally drunk-purchased anything in my life.

Clearly I'm missing out on the surprise and joy of getting a delivery of ten six foot inflatable bananas and wondered what cunt sent those, only to see my own name on the order sheet.

So you intended to order that donkey dildo

Is that one intended for a donkey or shaped like a donkey's?

[mik]

Must admit, I've used booze to Put My Big Boy Pants On and make big purchases, but those were purchases that I'd already decided to make and was just fear't of pulling the trigger on them.

I don't think I've ever accidentally drunk-purchased anything in my life.

Clearly I'm missing out on the surprise and joy of getting a delivery of ten six foot inflatable bananas and wondered what cunt sent those, only to see my own name on the order sheet.

So you intended to order that donkey dildo

Is that one intended for a donkey or shaped like a donkey's?

Yes, and therefore - yes.

[DeskJockey]

So you intended to order that donkey dildo

Is that one intended for a donkey or shaped like a donkey's?

Yes, and therefore - yes.

[Beany]

Must admit, I've used booze to Put My Big Boy Pants On and make big purchases, but those were purchases that I'd already decided to make and was just fear't of pulling the trigger on them.

I don't think I've ever accidentally drunk-purchased anything in my life.

Clearly I'm missing out on the surprise and joy of getting a delivery of ten six foot inflatable bananas and wondered what cunt sent those, only to see my own name on the order sheet.

So you intended to order that donkey dildo

Everything I do is very deliberate.

Apart from the stupid things, those are @Sundayjumper's fault.

[Sundayjumper]

a 1979 Porsche 924...

I see your 1979 Porsche 924 and raise you a 1984 Porsche 924 Lux.

And a Caravan.

A V6 Peugeot 406 to tow the caravan

A Discovery 3.

A Hot Tub.

A Mane to make the Dog look like a Lion.

A Didgeridoo (not signed by Rolf).

I think that's the ones I got in the most trouble for.

All worked out well, other than the Mane, which the dog attacks and won't let me put on

Blimey. All in one afternoon ?

[16vCento]

Haha, only two were on the same day!