Who Gives A Crap

[V8Granite]

Your toilet paper is shit.

Still trying to use it up from a year ago and still a complete waste of money. Wet crepe paper has a better chance of wiping my beautiful butthole clean.

Dave!

[Mito Man]

Is your finger brown?

[V8Granite]

Luckily the uselessness of the paper was found early on.

Seeing an advert for it reminded me of its uselessness.

Dave!

[mik]

I never understood why bidets went out of favour in the UK.

[DeskJockey]

We've happily been using it for years without issue. Can only conclude that you're DIW.

[Beany]

I never understood why bidets went out of favour in the UK.

Because no-one needs a drinking fountain in the bathroom.

That's what they're for, right?

....right?

[V8Granite]

We've happily been using it for years without issue. Can only conclude that you're DIW.

It doesn’t even last 1 vigorous wipe, even the kids moaned.

You must have smooth european buttocks.

Dave!

[DeskJockey]

I'm now having frightening images of your rough as concrete posterior...

[V8Granite]

It could be a Middle Eastern ditch, it could be pornstar ready, I simply don’t know as I’m not bendy enough to find out.

Dave!

[DeskJockey]

[Simon]

I never understood why bidets went out of favour in the UK.

I fitted one in the bathroom in my last house when I redid the whole bathroom. Very useful IMO. They should be more wide spread.

[DeskJockey]

I never understood why bidets went out of favour in the UK.

They should be more wide spread.

Bidets or cheeks when using them?

[Simon]

Je ne comprends pas

[Swervin_Mervin]

Your toilet paper is shit.

Still trying to use it up from a year ago and still a complete waste of money. Wet crepe paper has a better chance of wiping my beautiful butthole clean.

Dave!

It's also TINY

So for anyone with proper sized hands it's like trying to wipe your arse with a stamp. They have it at one of the rentals we regularly stay at over here, and I end up using 3 pieces folded to 1.5lengths where I'd normally use just 2 pieces. SO the whole spiel about getting more paper on a roll become somewhat irrelevant as you have to use more to do the same job.

[Mito Man]

Buying toilet paper made from bamboo in China to save the planet
File under bullshit.

[Ascender]

Been there, done that, canceled the subscription.

Its almost as bad as the stuff you used to get in camp sites as a kid which was like shiny tracing paper.

[jamcg]

Been there, done that, canceled the subscription.

Its almost as bad as the stuff you used to get in camp sites as a kid which was like shiny tracing paper.

You mean the stuff that makes your arsehole clean by smearing shit all up your back? I remember that