If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....

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If you're too drunk to know which are the driven wheels....

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https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/n ... ed-9006920

So, Muppet in a 1 series coupe (and definitely not a 2 series), gets pissed, fails to turn the wheel at all for a 90 degree corner, goes through a fence and onto a cricket pitch.

Pitch is soggy and the car sinks in. Muppet puts his mats under his front wheels to get traction. Police attend and he blows 86.

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And crappy choice of wheels.
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DYELC... :roll:
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Even sober 1-series drivers don't know the driven wheels though; maybe also true of 2ers?

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Jobbo wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 10:52 am Even sober 1-series drivers don't know the driven wheels though; maybe also true of 2ers?

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Even the rarely wrong @Jobbo has failed to spot the obvious error in Sir Jimmy Choo's postings...That's not a 2 series...
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Oh yes, of course - it's a 1 coupe!
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What’s up with the bonnet?
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Mito Man wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:13 pm What’s up with the bonnet?
I don’t have any 1-series expertise, but it looks like one of these pedestrian impact safety devices after activation?
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mik wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 2:15 pm
Mito Man wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:13 pm What’s up with the bonnet?
I don’t have any 1-series expertise, but it looks like one of these pedestrian impact safety devices after activation?
Possible. My 2'er had that.
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Mito Man wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:13 pm What’s up with the bonnet?
It crashed through a metal fence?
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