So off for the snip. I tell the doctor, surgeon etc and also the nurse that I normally need a lot of anaesthetic to have an affect and they basically pat me on the head and say they will monitor it.
So first cut, I tell them I feel it, second tug of the tube I say that smarts a bit, cut the tube and my eye gives away the pain and when they cauterise the tube I tell them to give me more anasthetic or I’m getting off the table.
The right one had 3 injections as I gave them my Paddington Bear Stare when I asked for more. The right is now painless but the left could do with a soft pillow and some Enya.
Why don’t doctors listen to past experiences of patients ? When I had my collarbone repaired I counted up to 20 before I fell asleep and she looked quite worried at about 9
Also why the fuck do they make you shave your balls the morning of the procedure and then slather the area in Iodine!!!
Go private, ask for another couple of needles!!
This is just a general rant, look after your giblets.
Dave!