Best Angry Neighbour Letter

[Explosive Newt]

<image of posh lady>

Genius

Mik: Dave Explosive Newt is a Country Member

All other forum members: Yes, we remember.

(c)Gay Daleks - TV Offall

This could apply to either image.

Country life’s babe of the week does throw up some corkers. Absolutely no idea why she is photographed with a chicken.

[dinny_g]

‘Cause she’s mad for cock”

I thank you…

[speedingfine]

I got this batshit note through the door last year. I can only wish my neighbours were as verbose as yours

[Rich B]

[Explosive Newt]

I got this batshit note through the door last year. I can only wish my neighbours were as verbose as yours

In B&Q?! The deviant!!

[Mito Man]

It’s a bit weird he knows exactly when they had sex, how many times and even down to when a condom was or was not used

[unzippy]

being, privacy, and personal security, prominently involving one neighbour.

All those nice words and then comma followed by "and"

[Jobbo]

At least that loon had something to be angry about

[Gavster]

I got this batshit note through the door last year. I can only wish my neighbours were as verbose as yours

That is brilliant. I also want to know how he knew about the condom. Not sure why you'd send that kind of letter though, it's got "I'M NOT MAD!!!" vibes.

[duncs500]

being, privacy, and personal security, prominently involving one neighbour.

All those nice words and then comma followed by "and"

I won't have a bad word said about the Oxford comma!

[Holley]

I got this batshit note through the door last year. I can only wish my neighbours were as verbose as yours

Very sweet, love a good romance story