Best Angry Neighbour Letter

[mik]

Ach I quoted your post instead of the one above from @duncs500

[duncs500]

What's the first button you're pressing? The attachments tab? Maybe I'm in the wrong place, but I'm going the the attachments tab and "add files" (below the reply box).

Correct.

When you then go to your photo library and select an image - don't click "Add" - click ""Show Selected" at the bottom of the screen".
Then change the size to "small"
Celebrate with champagne & caviar

[edited to quote Duncs instead of Swervy Mike]

I don't get that option. If I go to my gallery I just get to tick what I want to upload and then all I can press is "Done" which takes me to the file too big message.

[Holley]

Is the weighbridge still in use by anyone? If not, I'm surprised it hasn't been removed. They're worth quite a few bob.

No it's not in use, it's now part of the management company co-owned by the residents (weighbridge barn isn't included). The weighbridge barn does have a curtilage on it that its supposed to be used by farmers only (separate issue. Next door neighbour owns that barn)

[Swervin_Mervin]

What's the first button you're pressing? The attachments tab? Maybe I'm in the wrong place, but I'm going the the attachments tab and "add files" (below the reply box).

Correct.

When you then go to your photo library and select an image - don't click "Add" - click ""Show Selected" at the bottom of the screen".
Then change the size to "small"
Celebrate with champagne & caviar

[edited to quote Duncs instead of Swervy Mike]

I don't get that option. If I go to my gallery I just get to tick what I want to upload and then all I can press is "Done" which takes me to the file too big message.

If this is using "attachments" and then "add files" then I'm the same as Duncs (managed to get it working on mobile by adding Firefox). As soon as I tap on the image in my library it just adds it to the post.

[mik]

Weird - this is what I see (iOS 16.6). See “show selected” at bottom of screen once an image has been “ticked”

(Through this I have realised it doesn’t work with screen shots - I had to put this image in Imgur)

[Rich B]

I thought that was a "trick" bot check thing - "select all the images with butter in them"

[Sundayjumper]

(Through this I have realised it doesn’t work with screen shots…

Good point, I’d not noticed that it didn’t work with any of the screenshots that I already posted. Or this one. Weird !!

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[mik]

I have just realised that MY BUTTER IS OUT OF DATE

If I am not here after today, you’ll know why.

So long, and thanks for all the pish.

[duncs500]

You guys must all be using those new-fangled fancy pants iphones.

[Swervin_Mervin]

I have just realised that MY BUTTER IS OUT OF DATE

If I am not here after today, you’ll know why.

So long, and thanks for all the pish.

It's not even butter either

[Explosive Newt]

Tested this on the mrs

Game changer

[duncs500]

Tested this on the mrs

Game changer

Is "Classic Tart Fruit" a euphemism?

[Explosive Newt]

Tested this on the mrs

Game changer

Is "Classic Tart Fruit" a euphemism?

Describes her quite well we thought

[duncs500]

Tested this on the mrs

Game changer

Is "Classic Tart Fruit" a euphemism?

Describes her quite well we thought

[Alex88]

10/10 letter

British people are so uniquely petty over such trivial matters, particularly parking but also bonfires, dog shit, missing bins, etc. It's hilarious!

Small matters always seem to turn into a life and death type problem

I suppose that's the result of a population who've had a pretty easy ride and not faced much adversity.

[Sundayjumper]

Tested this on the mrs

Game changer

And if you use the “place inline” option it doesn’t have the white border. And will be presented inline. Obvs.

[Explosive Newt]

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Genius

[Explosive Newt]

This has to be up there as one of the best written angry neighbour letters ever written.

Back on topic, I showed this to one of the complaints managers at work who described it as 'mild'

[Holley]

This has to be up there as one of the best written angry neighbour letters ever written.

Back on topic, I showed this to one of the complaints managers at work who described it as 'mild'

That would actually be a good reply, “I’ve had better”

[mik]

<image of posh lady>

Genius

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