FTAO: Jimmy Choo

[DeskJockey]

Congrats on managing another circumnavigation of the sun!

[Jimmy Choo]

Congrats on managing another circumnavigation of the sun!

Thank you kindly. I have avoided the Reaper for another year.

I do not feel any wiser.

[Jobbo]

Happy Birthday Jimmy!

[McSwede]

MHR

[IanF]

HBYOC!

[tim]

I don't count the years anymore, just the reducing % of my life spent married to a psycho. Recommended.

[Matty]

Happy Birthday!

[GG.]

MHRYOC!

[nuttinnew]

HBYOC

[Simon]

I don't count the years anymore, just the reducing % of my life spent married to a psycho. Recommended.

Word.

Here's a joke for those that know.

"Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it"

HB Jimmy.

[Jimmy Choo]

I don't count the years anymore, just the reducing % of my life spent married to a psycho. Recommended.

Word.

Here's a joke for those that know.

"Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it"

HB Jimmy.

Next time I'm just finding someone I don't like and just giving them a house. It will save time in the long run.

Cheers all. I got drunk with CFExGF and hilarity ensued.

[Beany]

I don't count the years anymore, just the reducing % of my life spent married to a psycho. Recommended.

Word.

Here's a joke for those that know.

"Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it"

HB Jimmy.

Next time I'm just finding someone I don't like and just giving them a house. It will save time in the long run.

I'm free, you old cunt. (that's me trying to get you to not like me)

[Sundayjumper]

I'm free...

You were always cheap, but I never thought you'd drop your prices right to zero.

[Gavster]

I don't count the years anymore, just the reducing % of my life spent married to a psycho. Recommended.

Word.

Here's a joke for those that know.

"Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it"

HB Jimmy.

Next time I'm just finding someone I don't like and just giving them a house. It will save time in the long run.

Cheers all. I got drunk with CFExGF and hilarity ensued.

Happy Birthday dude! Glad to hear you had a good one

Interestingly on the marriage note, my gf and I both have a significant avoidant attitude to marriage, which is something to treasure.

[Jimmy Choo]

(that's me trying to get you to not like me)

It's not working, you miserable bastard.

[Jimmy Choo]

Happy Birthday dude! Glad to hear you had a good one

Interestingly on the marriage note, my gf and I both have a significant avoidant attitude to marriage, which is something to treasure.

I'm currently in a relationship where we both need time alone, time with our respective kids, time on our own projects/adventures and time together. It's working quite nicely.

[Beany]

I'm free...

You were always cheap, but I never thought you'd drop your prices right to zero.

Special offer for Jimmy. You pay by the five minute slot, like everyone else.

[Beany]

(that's me trying to get you to not like me)

It's not working, you miserable bastard.

Damnit.

I was looking at mortgages last night, thinking about saving up etc. For somewhere that I could rent for £800/PCM, a mortgage with a £20k deposit over 30 years would be £1100/month.

So yeah, fuck that. Gimme free house, someone

[Sundayjumper]

Special offer for Jimmy. You pay by the five minute slot, like everyone else.

Slot.

Heh.

[Beany]

Settle down, Beavis.