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[mik]

This must be very frustrating.

Short version:
> classic mini stolen
> call for help on twitter
> car spotted on open trailer. Cops called. Followed. Apparent issues due to crossing regional police force boundaries (?)
> car stops at services - Cops will intercept
> not clear what happens - thieves escape with car

[Beany]

The Police: We can't understand why no-one respects us.

Also the Police: See previous post.

[mik]

I am choosing to believe this all happened, as it made me snigger.

( Read the “first British tourists of the summer” thread before reading the next one. )

[Mito Man]

A nice fictional piece there.

[DeskJockey]

A nice fictional piece there.

And yet so believable. There are many Regs out there...

[mik]

I thought this was a piss take, but apparently not. Loads of replies of awesume and excite.

[Mito Man]

Possibly because he's autistic and has found his happy place waving flags.
Much better than this miserable cvnt

[mik]

Yeah Bruce - I accept that is why you bought this….

[Gavster]

Honestly have no idea how the nurse kept a straight face I'd be crying

The dude needs to man-up and admit that after sniffing a bit too much gear he wanted to tickle his prostate

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[Jobbo]

I thought at first that he'd got it stuck brush-end up. But there's a bit of the brush visible in shot so clearly not. Clearly he is anally retentive.

[Jobbo]

Amusing article in the Worcester local news: https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/23 ... -onlyfans/

I wonder how many of the readers have a clue what the main photo is of?

[Beany]

The comments are amazing. "I hope she's paying her taxes because you can bet HMRC will be looking at her bank account now"

Pretty sure if she's pulling in up to £7k/month she can afford a sensible accountant

Also, "Bad Dragon" comes to mind - do not google that at work...

[Jobbo]

Depends if she spends it all on massive dildos.

I am aware of Bad Dragon. I'd love to know how much of those things she's managing to fit inside. They're obviously for rear entry so she must have an asshole like a wizard's sleeve.

[Beany]

They are quite expensive, the specialist ones.

So I hear.

[Mito Man]

Makes a change working in an industry where you can put “getting fvcked” as a business expense.

[Beany]

Depends if she spends it all on massive dildos.

I am aware of Bad Dragon. I'd love to know how much of those things she's managing to fit inside. They're obviously for rear entry so she must have an asshole like a wizard's sleeve.

Jesus Christ, Simon, how could you say such a thing?





It's arsehole, not asshole.

[Mito Man]

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[Jobbo]

You’re only a subscription away from finding out all the answers!

I can't help but think any Onlyfans subscription is going to be an exercise in disappointment.