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Jimexpl · Post by **Jimexpl** » Tue May 23, 2023 3:40 pm

Beany wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 3:27 pm
Sundayjumper wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 2:50 pm
Beany wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 2:29 pm In other news, when working on the car yesterday I noticed a slight rattle when engine start/stop.
Slight rattle ? Ignore it. Don't overthink these things.
Oh, I'm not booking it in this month, or until it starts being a real problem - it's just something that'll be a pain when I come to move the car on.

One of my 328i Tourings did 30k daily use, about 20 track days and a charity banger rally to Africa with a rattling DMF…

Beany · Post by **Beany** » Tue May 23, 2023 3:43 pm

Ah, well that's reassuring.

F11 5-series have come down in price lately (or maybe I've only just noticed), maybe a 535d/i of those would be comfy and quiet enough for my distinctly-lacking-in-backroads driving these days.

Jobbo · Post by **Jobbo** » Tue May 23, 2023 4:04 pm

Beany, having driven a few F10/F11s, I'd say don't bother with the 535i. I'd have a 530d over one now. The rarity makes it seem appealing but the engine just isn't torquey enough so it feels a bit more feeble than you'd expect for >300bhp. Whereas there are plenty of 530ds around, they are less likely to have been owned by muppets than the 535d and they still feel decently quick.

Swervin_Mervin · Post by **Swervin_Mervin** » Tue May 23, 2023 4:05 pm

Mito Man wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 3:26 pm I’ve found the spray on sealants better than wax. Just before you dry off your car you spray the ceramic stuff about once per panel, rinse off with water, dry. Nice shiny car and only takes 1 minute to do so I’m happy enough doing it each time.

I've used the Meguiar's Hybrid Ceramic and I'm a real fan. It definitely keeps a good wax topped up, and is a piece of piss to apply. That reminds me that I need some more!

Beany · Post by **Beany** » Tue May 23, 2023 4:09 pm

Jobbo wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 4:04 pm Beany, having driven a few F10/F11s, I'd say don't bother with the 535i. I'd have a 530d over one now. The rarity makes it seem appealing but the engine just isn't torquey enough so it feels a bit more feeble than you'd expect for >300bhp. Whereas there are plenty of 530ds around, they are less likely to have been owned by muppets than the 535d and they still feel decently quick.

Good shout. And a non sport 530d will ride better, etc... And can still be remapped

Beany · Post by **Beany** » Tue May 23, 2023 5:28 pm

Was just having a look at what you can get for £10k, with an engine larger than three litre, and that isn't an AudMercMW

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 2154304972

Shame the interior will be made of the same material you find in a tin of Foxes Classic Biscuits.

And it'll probably rust.

Sundayjumper · Post by **Sundayjumper** » Tue May 23, 2023 6:42 pm

Beany wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 5:28 pm Was just having a look at what you can get for £10k, with an engine larger than three litre, and that isn't an AudMercMW

Bentley, sir ? Suits you.

16vCento · Post by **16vCento** » Tue May 23, 2023 6:57 pm

I know of a lovely XF that's available, I'll even deliver it

Beany · Post by **Beany** » Tue May 23, 2023 7:56 pm

Sundayjumper wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 6:42 pm
Beany wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 5:28 pm Was just having a look at what you can get for £10k, with an engine larger than three litre, and that isn't an AudMercMW
Bentley, sir ? Suits you.

Jesus christ no.

As a fan of q-cars, I'd rather have a Phaeton W12.

Sundayjumper · Post by **Sundayjumper** » Tue May 23, 2023 9:25 pm

Spot the diff-erence. Gubbins swapped over, just need some new seals.

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Swervin_Mervin · Post by **Swervin_Mervin** » Tue May 23, 2023 10:54 pm

Beany wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 4:09 pm
Jobbo wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 4:04 pm Beany, having driven a few F10/F11s, I'd say don't bother with the 535i. I'd have a 530d over one now. The rarity makes it seem appealing but the engine just isn't torquey enough so it feels a bit more feeble than you'd expect for >300bhp. Whereas there are plenty of 530ds around, they are less likely to have been owned by muppets than the 535d and they still feel decently quick.
Good shout. And a non sport 530d will ride better, etc... And can still be remapped

Don't you do naff all mileage?

nuttinnew · Post by **nuttinnew** » Tue May 23, 2023 11:27 pm

Beany wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 5:28 pm Was just having a look at what you can get for £10k, with an engine larger than three litre, and that isn't an AudMercMW

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

Sundayjumper · Post by **Sundayjumper** » Wed May 24, 2023 8:30 am

nuttinnew wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 11:27 pm
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

Cars I'd never heard of, and it has a lot of eighties awesome going for it, but nonetheless gets the same "Jesus christ no" response.

Sundayjumper · Post by **Sundayjumper** » Wed May 24, 2023 8:40 am

Beany wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 7:56 pm Jesus christ no.

The Phaeton will be just as expensive to run, but has a cheap interior.

DeskJockey · Post by **DeskJockey** » Wed May 24, 2023 9:01 am

Sundayjumper wrote: Wed May 24, 2023 8:30 am
nuttinnew wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 11:27 pm
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

Cars I'd never heard of, and it has a lot of eighties awesome going for it, but nonetheless gets the same "Jesus christ no" response.

But it has an upright tape deck AND three LCD displays!

Beany · Post by **Beany** » Wed May 24, 2023 9:04 am

nuttinnew wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 11:27 pm
Beany wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 5:28 pm Was just having a look at what you can get for £10k, with an engine larger than three litre, and that isn't an AudMercMW
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 23&fromsra

You had me going till the Crossfire

I think I'm just going through a period of being Bored With Driving.

I still quite like the idea of a big TD and turning the wick up on it, before they're taxed/regulated out of existence.

Jobbo · Post by **Jobbo** » Wed May 24, 2023 11:30 am

That Crossfire is the SRT which shared the Merc SLK32 AMG's supercharged engine. Always seemed faster than the claimed power.

I see those Infinitis from time to time; always being driven badly by someone who clearly hates their car. Can't see how they can be recommended. Surely a 350Z or 370Z is under £10k?

Some more suggestions, not necessarily RWD (which I assume the Allante isn't either):

Renault Laguna coupe: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 5177468807

Volvo S80 V8: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 5137332843

Maserati Quattroporte: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 0311232837

A nicer Cadillac in RHD, the STS: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 1173336179

Subaru Legacy Outback with flat-6 goodness: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-detail ... 5167424095

DeskJockey · Post by **DeskJockey** » Wed May 24, 2023 11:37 am

The Volvo is a left field choice and can be made to sound rather nice with some exhaust mods. You can then also claim to share an engine(ish) with the Noble M600.

Sundayjumper · Post by **Sundayjumper** » Wed May 24, 2023 11:57 am

Outback is an interesting-ish call.

The Maserati doesn't need any exhaust mods to sound good

Beany · Post by **Beany** » Wed May 24, 2023 12:10 pm

I've just dumped money into wing mirrors, I wonder how much a Maserati one would cost, given I park on the street

Mate of mine had a 350Z, and it rusted like buggery - not sure I'd trust even a newer one to not get all tinwormy. Had enough of that in my life

Outback *is* interesting, I'll grant you - are the interiors less shit these days? The Bugeye WRX I looked at would have made a Fisher Price Chatter Telephone blush with how godawfully cheap and plastic it was.

It was more of a thought experiment anyway, so don't over think it - honestly I'm not keen on taking out a loan for a car (no, I don't have £10k saved up) at this stage either, despite the fact that I objectively have no reason to think the current job is going to go sideways, etc - just good old fashioned paranoia

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