Randomness

[nuttinnew]

The BBC could try AI for a replacement presenter, but they'd have to be careful about it being on the telly;

[Jobbo]

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[nuttinnew]

There's a gap in its tail

[jamcg]

Morgan 3 wheeler cat, with double tails for stability

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[mik]

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^ I didn't think that was real - they seem too still even when they tumble - until I read the replies and there was a link to a news article. Lucky feckers.

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NSFW LANGUAGE

[Beany]

Semi related, but the nightclub in Thurso - and I do mean the nightclub because it's the only one - used to have hot scotch pies available at kicking out time.

Can't start a fight if you're stuffing your face with spiced mincemeat in rock hard pastry.

[Barry]

Wigan. You'd get a pie butty any time of the day/night.

[nuttinnew]

Can't start a fight if you're stuffing your face with spiced mincemeat in rock hard pastry.

[mik]

If real : Oops

[Jobbo]

I don't recall having a large number of marker pens in my pencil case. Is that aimed at teachers?

[ZedLeg]

Semi related, but the nightclub in Thurso - and I do mean the nightclub because it's the only one - used to have hot scotch pies available at kicking out time.

Can't start a fight if you're stuffing your face with spiced mincemeat in rock hard pastry.

You say that but this place used to be open at 3 in the morning to sell drunk folk pies and there was always bother outside

https://goo.gl/maps/HPJKEYL8CqgKK6RBA

[mik]

I don't recall having a large number of marker pens in my pencil case. Is that aimed at teachers?

It's the special toilet-graffiti kit.

[jamcg]

That ain’t no tool, it’s a damn brick!

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