How do you consume your pot noodle / generic pot snack

I consume my potted noodlage snacks :

1. With a fork. aka correctly.
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2. With a spork. Perfectly acceptably.
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No votes
3. With a spoon. A perverse practice favoured by deviants.
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No votes
4. With a knife. Bit weird.
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No votes
5. With a hammer. What?
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No votes
6. With my bare/bear hands. Erm.
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7. I just pour it all directly into my mouth.
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No votes
8. I just pour it directly down the toilet.
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9%
9. With chopsticks. Gavanese style.
1
9%
 
Total votes: 11

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We've had a pot noodle poll previously.

It has however come to my attention that there is some deviant behaviour in relation to the method of consumption of your preferred potted noodle snack. I have heard that in place of the correct fork, some maniacs use a spoon. This isn't yet illegal, but - lets face it - it has to stop. :evil:

As a youngling my parents had some sporks. Fine hybrid devices, yet I have never chosen to purchase any as an adult. :geek:
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I use a fork……





……to transfer my pot noodle to a slice of bread to eat my pot noodle sandwich.
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Jesus Christ.
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jamcg wrote: Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:02 pm my pot noodle sandwich.
A pot noodle sandwich (open is best imho) or a roll and pot noodle provides a wonderful non-nutritious snack.
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Fork as I'm a sophisticunt before chugging the last bits like a native 8-)
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I don't eat pot noodles.
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And again, I have never eaten a pot noodle 🤷🏻‍♂️
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dinny_g wrote: Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:45 pm And again, I have never eaten a pot noodle 🤷🏻‍♂️
No. You sound like Rev proudly stating that he had never seen Alien. Or someone excitedly boasting that they have never eaten potato crisps. 🙁
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To be fair, I've never had a pot noodle before, they just never really appealed. I'm not especially proud of this and I expect I'll give one a go sooner or later.
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I’m sure I said this last time but pot noodles are shit. Shin ramen, either spicy or kimchi are the guys.

When we’re feeling lazy we’ll just buy the kimchi ones and make ramen bowls with our own tofu and that.

I use a fork for the noodles and drink the broth.
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I'm going to eat a pot noodle with some chopsticks this morning and then return to complain to the forum's DE&I officer about the lack of representation in this poll.
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I was going to note that my partner always starts with chopsticks then steals my fork when they get bored of them :lol:

I can’t use chopsticks because I’m a fat handed twat.
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mik wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:05 am Or someone excitedly boasting that they have never eaten potato crisps. 🙁
Ah now I do love a bag of crisps - my Achilles Heal…

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Gavster wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:02 am I'm going to eat a pot noodle with some chopsticks this morning and then return to complain to the forum's DE&I officer about the lack of representation in this poll.
You should just have voted for that option silly. :roll:
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mik wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:41 am
Gavster wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:02 am I'm going to eat a pot noodle with some chopsticks this morning and then return to complain to the forum's DE&I officer about the lack of representation in this poll.
You should just have voted for that option silly. :roll:
Glad to see that we're taking representation and inclusion more seriously on this forum at last, next job is to see if we can stop calling Shmee a twat :lol:
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Gavster wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:45 am
Glad to see that we're taking representation and inclusion more seriously on this forum at last, next job is to see if we can stop calling Shmee a twat :lol:
Well, that's just never going to happen.

Because Shmee is a twat. A particularly twatty twat.
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Always with the branded motorised fork of course:




Not really, I've never had one. Haven't had Bachelors Super Noodles for 30 years or so either. Just don't like noodles that much.
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Jobbo wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 8:31 am Always with the branded motorised fork of course:

Your sofa ;) is giving static caravan aesthetics
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Alan Partridge aesthetic
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