Car jokes

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Gavster
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Car jokes

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I created on my bike this morning.

What was Adolf Hitler's favourite car?
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A Fuhrari
What's Stormzy's favourite car?
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A Merklaren
Thank you I will not be giving up my day job any time soon :lol:
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DeskJockey
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Re: Car jokes

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:shock: :? :lol: :cry: :shock: 8-) :lol:

Roughly in that order. Well done.
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Sundayjumper
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Re: Car jokes

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Here's a favourite of mine, a joke that combines car *and* food:


I once lent my car to a pasta chef.




It came back all denty.
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