Ask me any automotive question

[nuttinnew]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Unladen swallow? I guess Beany can't be there all the time.

[nuttinnew]

mik, how many cars other offences did you ask be taken in to consideration when you were in front of the sheriff for possessing gay midget donkey pr0n?

[mik]

@nuttinnew 17

[tim]

Do you still stick your knob in the exhaust pipe and shout whose your daddy?

[ZedLeg]

[Beany]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Unladen swallow? I guess Beany can't be there all the time.

I try my best, but alas, can't win 'em all.

[nuttinnew]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Unladen swallow? I guess Beany can't be there all the time.

I try my best, but alas, can't win 'em all.

Aye, 'tis a valiant effort.

[nuttinnew]

mik, do you prefer to be in the front, rear, or mid of a human centipede?

[mik]

@nuttinnew mid

[Mito Man]

Ah, a giver and a taker.

[Sundayjumper]

@mik - can you remind me of two words please, the popular seat covering material made from cowhide, and the little metal bits sometimes fitted to winter tyres. Ta.

[mik]

@Sundayjumper ooh. leather & studs

[Sundayjumper]

I’m spoilt for choice on this one I think I’ll just leave it to peoples imagination.

[Mito Man]

@mik Could you tell me the diameter for the gear knob in the Evora? I'd like to replicate it on my sim race rig at home...

[mik]

@Mito Man i would have guessed 45mm, but since you asked nicely I checked. I make it 48mm.

[teacherboy]

@mik How do you masturbate while surfing the internet?

[mik]

@teacherboy just smash all visible buttons relentlessly for 90 seconds

[Simon]

I don't understand this thread.

[Sundayjumper]

@mik - when paying the bill in a restaurant, do you normally use cash for the whole thing, or just the tip ?

[mik]

@Sundayjumper just the tip usually.