Ask me any automotive question

[McSwede]

Your mam has great baps.

Nooooooooo!

Your mum has cracking spuds

[Gavin]

How fast does your elbow go whilst you masturbate thinking of Dinny?

[mik]

@Gavin 178mph

[Beany]

OK Beany’s got it

I'm amazed no one else has exploited this properly yet.

[DeskJockey]

Singer. Cars or sewing machines?

[Sundayjumper]

OK Beany’s got it

I'm amazed no one else has exploited this properly yet.

It was the whole point of the thread. Nobody got it.

@mik - girth ?

[Jimmy Choo]

Your mam has a great penis.

[mik]

@Sundayjumper four inches

[Jobbo]

When is your transition operation?

[ZedLeg]

When did you stop beating your wife?

Don't answer Mik, he's using is lawyer tricks on you.

[Jobbo]

Should Scotland leave the UK?

[duncs500]

I thought it was fairly self explanatory.

@mik can you guess the 0 to 60 time of an original and standard Ford Anglia?

[Sundayjumper]

I thought it was fairly self explanatory.

@mik what's the 0 to 60 time of the McLaren F1?

Isn’t the point of this to trick him ? He’ll definitely see this one coming

[mik]

@Jobbo Q1 = tomorrow

[mik]

@Jobbo Q2 = possibly

[mik]

@duncs500 3.1 seconds

[duncs500]

I thought it was fairly self explanatory.

@mik what's the 0 to 60 time of the McLaren F1?

Isn’t the point of this to trick him ? He’ll definitely see this one coming

He didn't give any indication that it should trick him, but I suppose it makes it more entertaining if it is surprising.

[Jimmy Choo]

Mik, Where did you pop your sweaty trucker bum love cherry?

[mik]

@Jimmy Choo my original 1.3L Mk2 Eacort

[McSwede]

@Gavin 178mph

Have you ever tested it?