Ask me any automotive question

[mik]

1. Ask me a question. We can go for automotive to keep things on topic, but it doesn't really matter.
2. I shall provide the answer.
3. Edit your original question in order to make me look like a cvnt.

Go.

[Beany]

How old were you the first time you had sexual conteact with a farm animal?

[jamcg]

No need to edit anything. You’re a cunt. Job jobbed

[mik]

@Beany twenty five years old

[mik]

@jamcg it was your mum

[jamcg]

@jamcg it was your mum

I have a problem with that statement. She’s from the north east of England so she’s a Mam, not a Mum

[Mito Man]

Pair the following automotive bloggers with the following choices of: fuck, marry, kill

Shmee
Vehicle Virgins
Mr JWW

[mik]

@Mito Man

I want to say kill, kill, kill, but let’s go with
1. Kill
2. Marry
3. Fuck

[dinny_g]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[mik]

@dinny_g 12.8 metres per second

[Marv]

When a tyre wears down, does it have the same rolling radius as a new tyre, due to the tyre flexing like tank tracks?

What colour are moles?

[mik]

@Marv
1. No you idiot
2. BROWN

[dinny_g]

@dinny_g 12.8 metres per second

Is that African or European swallows??

[mik]

@dinny_g 12.8 metres per second

Is that African or European swallows??

Yes it is.

[dinny_g]

I suppose as a board elder statesmen, you need to know these things…

[Jimmy Choo]

1. Why?
2. Really?

[Zonda_]

@jamcg it was your mum

I have a problem with that statement. She’s from the north east of England so she’s a Mam, not a Mum

Nope, I'm from the North East and that term is not used here.

[jamcg]

@jamcg it was your mum

I have a problem with that statement. She’s from the north east of England so she’s a Mam, not a Mum

Nope, I'm from the North East and that term is not used here.

guess it must be far more regional than I thought. Must just be a Teesside thing, especially when you’re just outside of here

[Mito Man]

Your mam has great baps.

[mik]

OK Beany’s got it