Trump

[PaulJ]

Did Trump steal the files proving Elvis was an alien and lives in Area 51?

Trump IS the Elvis/alien...

Now I am all shook up!

[mik]

Did Trump steal the files proving Elvis was an alien and lives in Area 51?

Trump IS the Elvis/alien...

Now I am all shook up!

They tell you the shoes were blue. That the song was about shoes that were blue.

That's not true. Fake news. They're trying to fraud the American people. They really are.

Blue shoes for a Republican? The shoes were red. Everybody knows they were red. The shoes were red and they're trying to take that from us! It's fraud, and it's sad. Very very sad. MAGA.

[nuttinnew]

[MikeHunt]

Make Area51 Great Again

[mik]

As he’s squawking so loudly about it, I assume he is confident they haven’t found anything

[jamcg]

As he’s squawking so loudly about it, I assume he is confident they haven’t found anything

Or preparing the “they planted that!” Speech

[Beany]

As he’s squawking so loudly about it, I assume he is confident they haven’t found anything

Or preparing the “they planted that!” Speech

No doubt he's been preparing it since he 'returned all the documents' last time that the national records authority came knocking demanding all of them back. And were told they had everything. Of the things he should never have taken in the first place.

[jamcg]

There’s reports of him ripping up documents whilst in office that should have been archived on top of this

[Beany]

There’s reports of him ripping up documents whilst in office that should have been archived on top of this

....and of plumbers finding official documents.....blocking the toilets.

That was, apparently, not a joke.

[Brannen]

Was just looking at the news tab on Reddit and apparently the FBI were searching for classified nuclear weapon documents, so separate to the Jan 6 insurrection that I thought this was going to be about. If that's the case, madness!

There was people speculating about selling details to the Saudi's and Jared Kushner receiving 2 billion dollars for a property deal from Saudi crown prince.

The Guardian have an article on it - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... nts-report

[Sundayjumper]

In the summer of 2017 he told US military leaders he wanted an arsenal comparable to its cold war peak, which would have involved a ten-fold increase, a demand that reportedly led the then secretary of state, Rex Tillerson, describe him as a “fucking moron”. Trump publicly threatened to obliterate both North Korea and Afghanistan.

Even now it’s still mind boggling that he was in charge of stuff.

[Simon]

Fascinating developments today, detailed by my (second) favourite internet lawyer:

[IanF]

CNN has this running as their main headline (even with SR’s stabbing) and lots of the info released states they recovered boxes of Top Secret or Sensitive Information from his property.. stuff that he shouldn’t have. I wonder how large his arsehole will be after a week in max pen!

[mik]

Really damning stuff coming though.

Fascinated to see whether he escapes via his usual bullshit and distraction methods (eg current claims that Obama did the same thang) and really hoping his brainwashed followers might wake up.

[mik]

Whilst it is rather very scary to see that Trump is standing again, the pain is eased a little by viewing his announcement on the BBC Pidgin site where they translate his comments accordingly.

"So from now until election day for 2024... I go fight like no one don ever fight before. We go defeat di radical left Democrats wey dey try to destroy our kontri from within.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cd15jkr6pzzo

[Rich B]

Former U.S. President Donald Trump said in an interview about GOP candidates before the 2022 midterm elections: "I think if they win, I should get all the credit, and if they lose, I should not be blamed at all.”

[ZedLeg]

He’s most likely to be running against DeSantis in the primaries. Fingers crossed they stay true to form and spend the whole time bickering like children. Neither of them should be allowed anywhere near the white house.

[Beany]

Be interesting to see if any of his legal issues mature before then. He might announce he's running, but there's a solid chance he'll be barred from doing so with some of the potential criminal charges up against him.

Still if it causes chaos in the right wing of US politics I'm generally all for it.

[Beany]

I think Trump is getting desperate. He's been pushing a big announcement lately. Speculation in the right has been that he's going to run for US speaker of the house, or become a democrat, or come back to twitter.

Nah.

It's NFTs. He's pushing NFTs.

I'm not even joking.



I'd say he's fucking done, but I'm sure his cult will throw the money at him. There's 45 NFTs - all cheap, terrible photoshops - at $99 bucks a pop.

[nuttinnew]