The COP26 thread

[nuttinnew]

@DeskJockey But it’s one minute to midnight on the doomsday clock…. don’t you listen to Boris?

Just think, we'd've been fvcked if we hadn't put them back

[Mito Man]

Just think though, that kid that someone decided not to have to save the planet could have been the kid that went on to create a viable fusion reactor or a device to capture all the carbon in the world.

To ejaculate or not to ejaculate. This is the question.

[jamcg]

As someone who doesn’t have children and won’t be having children- I guess that means I can do what the fuck I like! Wooo!

[Jobbo]

To ejaculate or not to ejaculate. This is the question.

Where is all the excess ejaculate going to go if people don't have kids? We'll have massive spermbergs floating down the Thames and the wind turbines and solar panels won't function properly covered in spunk. It'll be even more of a catastrophe.

[RobYob]

[Beany]

To ejaculate or not to ejaculate. This is the question.

Where is all the excess ejaculate going to go if people don't have kids? We'll have massive spermbergs floating down the Thames....

It'll be fine, it'll get mixed up with all the raw sewage they pump in there.

[mik]

@RobYob beat me to it (fnar)

To @Jobbo ’s question - the sites used as storage locations for the Butter Mountains held in previous decades will roused back to life. These will be renamed Batter Mountains. As many of the sites have become derelict, fresh erections are anticipated. A new Head For Collection Of Emissions has been appointed to stimulate necessary growth.

[jamcg]

I know RAF Luton is satire, but it wouldn’t surprise me to find this one been close to the truth……

[Swervin_Mervin]

I know RAF Luton is satire, but it wouldn’t surprise me to find this one been close to the truth……

Yep:

[Delphi]

Of course, the Torygraph will use any excuse to attack the EU and its leaders. Johnson flew to the summit rather than taking the train.

[Broccers]

Of course, the Torygraph will use any excuse to attack the EU and its leaders. Johnson flew to the summit rather than taking the train.

I didnt realise london was 30 odd miles from Glasgeee

They all flew in, total and utter farce.

I'm hopeful many see this 'crisis' just in a long list of them trying to control your life.

[Mito Man]

The key bit is the less well off you are the more they can control your life. The well off won't give a shit about changing their car to EV or paying various congestion charges. Well now they'll do that with flights and high carbon food and all that. Then the cunts will bring up the growing inequality gap each election...

[Swervin_Mervin]

Of course, the Torygraph will use any excuse to attack the EU and its leaders. Johnson flew to the summit rather than taking the train.

Tbf it was across multiple outlets including EU based ones. That's just the first tweet I found about it. Plus London-Glasgow is about 3x the length of the journey VdL took in that particularly bad example...

It was more an example of how they're all hypocritical arseholes tbh - see also Uncle Joe's motorcade. How do any of them expect your average punter to take them seriously when they take the piss on the scale that they do?

[Rich B]

Plus London-Glasgow is about 3x the length of the journey VdL took in that particularly bad example...

london to Glasgow is 90miles?!

[mik]

Plus London-Glasgow is about 3x the length of the journey VdL took in that particularly bad example...

london to Glasgow is 90miles?!

IN TEH FUTURE IT COULD WELL BE - DUE TO CLIMATE CRISIS!

[Swervin_Mervin]

Plus London-Glasgow is about 3x the length of the journey VdL took in that particularly bad example...

london to Glasgow is 90miles?!

[Mito Man]

Just read that Boris took a private jet from Glasgow to London. According to his spokesperson this was due to time constraints - namely dinner at a Gentleman's club. However the private jet was one of the most efficient in its class.
The message here is if we are all in a rush (who the fuck isn't, honestly) then flying in a newish private jet is ok.

Private jets, now there's something that could be banned for the good of the world...

[IanF]

https://europe.autonews.com/environment ... um=twitter