Cheap cereals

[Jimmy Choo]

My breakfast is usually a pint of strong black coffee but I have to wait 30 minutes after taking my various medications before I can have it.

[Jobbo]

Probably says something about me that I assumed the high horse line was a ketamine reference

In response to Jobbo saying he likes Special K. I'm totally with you.

I’m more into clarky cat and getting all blooty from a quack candle.

[Gavster]

Who's having cereal for breakfast these days? Ain't going to fill you up.

I was a cornflake man for years. Porridge changed my life. Porridge 4 Eva

Recent porridge convert. So simple and so filling. Although a couple of rashers of bacon with a little yoghurt at work I've worked out is a good 'un.

Mmmm, fat.

Porridge is great with cinammon, nuts and banana, been eating it for breakfast for about 10 years

However, microwave porridge is a poor facsimile. GOAT level requires the best rolled oats with a pinch of salt and long slow cooking on the stove with constant stirring. Around 10 minutes of stirring it changes from oats+milk to velvety creaminess via an alchemistic process.

[Rich B]

I was a cornflake man for years. Porridge changed my life. Porridge 4 Eva

Recent porridge convert. So simple and so filling. Although a couple of rashers of bacon with a little yoghurt at work I've worked out is a good 'un.

Mmmm, fat.

Porridge is great with cinammon, nuts and banana, been eating it for breakfast for about 10 years

However, microwave porridge is a poor facsimile. GOAT level requires the best rolled oats with a pinch of salt and long slow cooking on the stove with constant stirring. Around 10 minutes of stirring it changes from oats+milk to velvety creaminess via an alchemistic process.

good timing from Daily Mash!
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