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[Gavster]

I never used conditioner, even when my hair was long. Is that why I’m bald now?

I went full-Britney and shaved all my hair off and it all grew back. I also use conditioner. We've found major correlation here.

[Brannen]

I use conditioner and have all my hair. I'm getting more and more grey on the sides though, to add that into the mix.

I'll keep the moisturiser in mind if I find myself in that predicament. Just shampooing is rough, properly dries my hair out.

[Gavster]

@mik what did you use for volumising spray? Fanta from the minibar?

[DeskJockey]

I use conditioner and have all my hair. I'm getting more and more grey on the sides though, to add that into the mix.

Have you thought about not using the conditioner? That's what's causing the grey. I wear a thin metal folded head protection device* of my own making and that's keeping the greys away**.

* Tin foil hat.
** It doesn't. But at least I've got a full head of hair, and I use conditioner.

[Jobbo]

@mik what did you use for volumising spray? Fanta from the minibar?

Irn Bru of course.

[mik]

@mik what did you use for volumising spray? Fanta from the minibar?

Irn Bru of course.

Made in Scotland. From curlers.

[V8Granite]

Head and Shoulders, take your own, don’t be a travelling pauper.

Dave!

[Gavin]

Another tip, check which bottle is which prior to getting in the shower. The writing on the bottles if often too small to read without my specs! And I have most of my hair but it is really making a dash for the silver the past two years!

[nuttinnew]

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[Jimmy Choo]

When my wife uses hair conditioner it leaves the base of the bath like a skating rink and I have come close to doing myself a mischief.

It's cute that you think she's doing that accidentally. Life insurance up to date, yeah?

Maybe that's why ExWife2 used to use lots of bath oils and not because she had skin that would make a lizard recommend a good dermatologist.

[Jobbo]

When my wife uses hair conditioner it leaves the base of the bath like a skating rink and I have come close to doing myself a mischief.

It's cute that you think she's doing that accidentally. Life insurance up to date, yeah?

Maybe that's why ExWife2 used to use lots of bath oils and not because she had skin that would make a lizard recommend a good dermatologist.

My wife uses conditioner that sticks to every surface in the shower that it touches, other than the floor. So I have no risk of injury but it does look like a jizzy teenager who spaffs conditioner has been spraying it all over the place.

[jamcg]

It's cute that you think she's doing that accidentally. Life insurance up to date, yeah?

Maybe that's why ExWife2 used to use lots of bath oils and not because she had skin that would make a lizard recommend a good dermatologist.

My wife uses conditioner that sticks to every surface in the shower that it touches, other than the floor. So I have no risk of injury but it does look like a jizzy teenager who spaffs conditioner has been spraying it all over the place.

My wife uses that purple tinted shampoo so when she’s done it looks like she’s been wanking off papa smurf