It's definitely had some good long runs since buying itV8Granite wrote: Thu Apr 21, 2022 8:46 am Take the car out for a run before changing a glow plug, if it’s had short runs in it’s life the tip can be pretty gummed up with carbon and not come out easily.
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Changed them on the Auris the other day, weirdly no code or glow plug light, but cold starting had started to take a couple of attempts and a fair bit of smoke. 45 squid for bosch duraterm's. The cheapo dupes don't last ime.
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Mini update. Realising that the MOT expires in the first week of May, the insurance expires on 27 April and that my stepdaughter has lost interest in passing her driving test and will be off to university in September, it'll be sold. But it needs a longer MOT so I charged up the replacement battery last weekend, fitted the new cam angle sensor which I'd bought a while ago and booked it in for its MOT today.
I didn't really check anything until Tuesday night and discovered that one of the side-light bulbs was out, so picked a pair up from Halfords on the way home from work last night. Fitted it this morning (what a palaver, had to remove a wheel to do so - there's sufficient access with the steering turned if the car's new and fresh but not when the plastic's a bit old and won't move without persuasion). Gave it a quick blast with the pressure washer too, to get months and months' worth of moss and garden grime off it. Realised the front tyres had perished so got it booked in for the cheapest pair from ATS before going to the MOT, checked the washers, wipers etc, reset the service indicator light which hadn't been done when it was serviced last year and all good to go.
And... it failed. Two things: a perished seal on the fuel filler (christ, never even realised that was checked - it's not bad, but I've ordered another for £4 delivered from eBay). And smoke from the exhaust meaning they didn't check the emissions. I warmed it up before the MOT but it hasn't been used at all until this week in maybe 9 months. It's quite possible that it's the valve stem seals though it wasn't smoking last year. So I'm wondering if it's possible to revive dried out valve stem seals - anyone got any cheap tips, perhaps using it for a decent trip? It is booked in to a Mini specialist next Monday but I'm sure the answer is going to be to replace all the stem seals, which is going to be hundreds of pounds if not a grand, inevitably.
It's a really fun car, thoroughly enjoyed driving it today. And it's a nice spec, relatively low mileage (82,500) and should easily find a buyer. Just wish my stepdaughter hadn't lost interest in driving.
I didn't really check anything until Tuesday night and discovered that one of the side-light bulbs was out, so picked a pair up from Halfords on the way home from work last night. Fitted it this morning (what a palaver, had to remove a wheel to do so - there's sufficient access with the steering turned if the car's new and fresh but not when the plastic's a bit old and won't move without persuasion). Gave it a quick blast with the pressure washer too, to get months and months' worth of moss and garden grime off it. Realised the front tyres had perished so got it booked in for the cheapest pair from ATS before going to the MOT, checked the washers, wipers etc, reset the service indicator light which hadn't been done when it was serviced last year and all good to go.
And... it failed. Two things: a perished seal on the fuel filler (christ, never even realised that was checked - it's not bad, but I've ordered another for £4 delivered from eBay). And smoke from the exhaust meaning they didn't check the emissions. I warmed it up before the MOT but it hasn't been used at all until this week in maybe 9 months. It's quite possible that it's the valve stem seals though it wasn't smoking last year. So I'm wondering if it's possible to revive dried out valve stem seals - anyone got any cheap tips, perhaps using it for a decent trip? It is booked in to a Mini specialist next Monday but I'm sure the answer is going to be to replace all the stem seals, which is going to be hundreds of pounds if not a grand, inevitably.
It's a really fun car, thoroughly enjoyed driving it today. And it's a nice spec, relatively low mileage (82,500) and should easily find a buyer. Just wish my stepdaughter hadn't lost interest in driving.
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Just drive it, take it for a long run, you could be burning off moisture in the oil. Also how much moisture is in the exhaust itself.
Dave!
Dave!
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It does it when you sit at the lights for a minute then drive away, no other visible smoke. Fairly sure that's not just moisture in the oil?
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For not much money you can try one of those stop smoke oil additives. Might just allow it to scrape by the MOT for another year.
How about not having a sig at all?
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I’m going to give it a good run on Saturday, then if it’s not better I’ll try a treatment. Cheers for the suggestions.
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You could come and get it tested in London (or, I imagine Birmingham will be the same). If the number of cars emitting noxious black soot out their exhausts is anything to go by seemingly the law is different here…
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Is it a BMW era one? PCV system in the valve cover can fail causing that. I've never really heard of valve stem oil seals failing on that era of car tbh.
What engine is it?
What engine is it?
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It’s an R56 model, 1.6 petrol that was shared with the Citroen DS3 etc. PCV sounds another possibility.
Googling seems to bring up plenty of Cooper Ss with worn stem seals but that has turbo so higher combustion chamber pressures, presumably.
GG, as I followed a smoking Transit away from the test centre I had a similar thought
Googling seems to bring up plenty of Cooper Ss with worn stem seals but that has turbo so higher combustion chamber pressures, presumably.
GG, as I followed a smoking Transit away from the test centre I had a similar thought
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Popped past my parents house and tried to recreate the pic of my dads first ‘sud.
Approx 41 years between photos

Need to take a proper camera and play with angle and focal length to get it a bit closer.
Approx 41 years between photos

Need to take a proper camera and play with angle and focal length to get it a bit closer.
Cheers, Harry
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That's a great pic Harry!
Jaguar XJ8 Holy Shit It's In My Drive Edition
Holy shit it's in my drive! And it works! Came back at 5pm yesterday, with a request to return it for an hour tuesday just to re-check and re-torque everything. We went out in it last night, and enjoyed some silky smooth wafting with no untoward noises. Long may it last.
Today I will fit the new coolant temp sensor and see if that encourages it out of open loop. Fingers crossed.
Jaguar XJ8 Holy Shit It's In My Drive Edition
Holy shit it's in my drive! And it works! Came back at 5pm yesterday, with a request to return it for an hour tuesday just to re-check and re-torque everything. We went out in it last night, and enjoyed some silky smooth wafting with no untoward noises. Long may it last.
Today I will fit the new coolant temp sensor and see if that encourages it out of open loop. Fingers crossed.
You settle up, I'll go get the Jag.
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Brilliant @integrale_evo
Need to get someone in the passenger seat too. Trees have grown!
Need to get someone in the passenger seat too. Trees have grown!
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Love that picture 
Dave!
Dave!
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It didn't. Hmm.tim wrote: Fri Apr 22, 2022 7:27 am Today I will fit the new coolant temp sensor and see if that encourages it out of open loop. Fingers crossed.
You settle up, I'll go get the Jag.
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As above - cracking picture! It's amazing how different the area looks jsut for some mature vegetation as well!mik wrote: Fri Apr 22, 2022 8:20 am Brilliant @integrale_evo![]()
Need to get someone in the passenger seat too. Trees have grown!
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MAF? Elvis did one on a 3.2V8 Jag of 2000's vintage on WD dream car. It seems that it can cause open loop and doesn't throw a code. Not sure if you'd already done it.
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It's a consideration. But I'm getting what appear to be pretty normal flow rates via my OBDII at idle, 2k and full chat. I suspect it's one or more O2 sensors.
You settle up, I'll go get the Jag.