effing bastard pheasants!

[Gavin]

Stupid fucking pheasant ran out in front of the car today and it has punched in my hockey stick DRL and broken the plastic black trim as well.

No doubt that will be an expensive thing to track down!

[DeskJockey]

Did you at least get your own back by cooking it?

[Gavin]

Did you at least get your own back by cooking it?

Two veggies in the house so no point! If I had realised the damage I would have gone back and kicked it fucking head in.

If it is just the outer trim needing replaced I have found a seller in Latvia at £35 so fingers crossed that is all it is. I will need to cobble something together or remove the LED strip though until then or it may fall out completely. Might call my local scrappie just in case

[DeskJockey]

Right. That'll put you in a fowl mood.

@mik you've got impuntant work to do in this thread.

[scotta]

Right. That'll put you in a fowl mood.

@mik you've got impuntant work to do in this thread.

I have paged him to join the game...

[mik]

sniff

Despite KILLERS like Gav, I am pleased to report that I have a new Pheasanty love - a boy this time - who is coming daily to the garden for a good scoff.

[Mito Man]

Mik's cock comes daily.

[mik]

My male pheasant demands to chomp on my nuts daily - if he is good he shall then receive my seed.

[DeskJockey]

@mik I'm disappointed. I requested impuntant work, not innuendo and double entendre.

[Gavin]

Well, the new trim is under £20 from Mercedes so that could have been worse. The light is mostly intact and the broken parts can be compound glued.

If it can be fitted through the wheel arch labour should be cheap but I am not attempting it with the wiring and sensors etc.

[Delphi]

I would have thought that people would be flocking to this thread with bird puns.

[Ascender]

Probably too much of a birden on their time, you know busy we all are round these parts.

[PaulJ]

You are unlikely to hear a murmuration from many posters around these parts, hens I thought I'd show willing.

[Gavin]

I am game for a laugh but you fowl bunch are all cocks.

[mik]

I am not sure people are pidgeon their puns at the right level.

[Delphi]

I am not sure people are pidgeon their puns at the right level.

Indeed, some people are making right tits of themselves.

[PaulJ]

I am not sure people are pidgeon their puns at the right level.

Indeed, some people are making right tits of themselves.

Sorry, quill try harder in future.

[mik]

Everyone is always eagle to write a pun or two, but take a deep breath, puff out, puffin, now swallow and don’t thrush it - this way, when you take your tern and put wren to paper, you are less likely to penguin it up. Damn.

[DeskJockey]

That's the quality we need!

[PaulJ]

Everyone is always eagle to write a pun or two, but take a deep breath, puff out, puffin, now swallow and don’t thrush it - this way, when you take your tern and put wren to paper, you are less likely to penguin it up. Damn.

Flocking hell, that was excellent!