Coronavirus

[Sundayjumper]

On paper? You know we're all paperless now, Broccers?

Are you? How can you charge so much wonga for digital woffle.

You know when people pay their solicitor, it is for the advice and not the paper it's written on?

You know when Broccers posts on here, it’s all trolling and doesn’t mean anything ?

[Jobbo]

Are you? How can you charge so much wonga for digital woffle.

You know when people pay their solicitor, it is for the advice and not the paper it's written on?

You know when Broccers posts on here, it’s all trolling and doesn’t mean anything ?

I do. But you know, this cartoon was made for Broccers:

[Beany]

Are you? How can you charge so much wonga for digital woffle.

You know when people pay their solicitor, it is for the advice and not the paper it's written on?

You know when Broccers posts on here, it’s all trolling and doesn’t mean anything ?

I'm still not convinced it's all trolling

[duncs500]

Anyone else been coming across more covid-arseholes lately? Been out walking with the wife and baby quite a bit lately and people are so quick to get pissy.

Example 1: Narrow stretch of pavement that then opened out next to some houses (you can't see round the corner where it opens out). Didn't see anyone there, went through with pram / missus, guy round the corner with his back to the front door of the house smoking. Both of us just assumed he was outside his house having a smoke. Then after we pass he starts waking and snarls a shitty "YOU'RE WELCOME" back at us.

Example 2: Jogger heading in our direction at quite a speed, I spot her and move to one side, but the baby is in a sling on the missus and fussing so the missus is dealing with that and hasn't looked up. I try to gently tug her to the side but the jogger is already upon us and has to go on to the grass verge to maintain a distance, so shouts back a bitchy "THANKS GUYS!".

Rich will be along to tell me that we're the cunts in 5... 4... 3...

[Rich B]

No need for twatty comments Dunc, you know full well you did nothing wrong.

[duncs500]

No need for twatty comments Dunc, you know full well you did nothing wrong.

I dunno, people have different opinions on pretty much everything. The last bit was just a bit of fun, well a twatty comment if you will.

[McSwede]

I'm at a Crowne Plaza in London and the amount of people I've seen walking around the hotel with no mask is startling. Therr are loads of selfish twats around.

[Swervin_Mervin]

I thought the wife was going to push two women in the Bridgewater Canal last Saturday. We were walking along the towpath and it was reasonably busy with walkers, runners, cyclists, doggists etc. We moved to one side to pass someone coming the other way and two women that were a bit behind us nonetheless insisted on undertaking us on the verge on the canalside - there was <1m of verge and we were right up against it, so they actually brushed past the wife.

Obvs she gave them a gobfull

Otherwise, we've found most people perfectly accommodating - I did make a remark to 2 mums with prams that insisted on walking side by side down a footway, giving me and the boy no choice but to step into the busy road, but that's fairly normal imo - women are terrible for it.

[Mito Man]

People in London just don't give a crap. It's odd going from the countryside where everyone is like a repelling magnet to London which is the polar opposite (see what I did there).

[jamcg]

I had 2 women (out for a leisurely stroll in full gym attire ) coming towards me the other day when I was out with the dogs, walking side by side, they forced someone right up against a wall front of me- now my dogs are very over friendly, I usually stop them lunging at people to say hello- never bothered with these 2. They always wait until the last second to make a dive for anyone we pass- it had the desired effect, they crapped themselves and gave me some more room. Unfortunately I can guarantee they learnt nothing from the experience

[mik]

Unfortunately I can guarantee they learnt nothing from the experience, as I followed their snow tracks back to their respective houses and killed them.

Had to be done mate.

[duncs500]

Ah, but you guys are talking any covidiots, they're more common. I'm more interested in the ones that seem to take great glee in being unjustifiably cunty about the rules.

[jamcg]

Ah, but you guys are talking any covidiots, they're more common. I'm more interested in the ones that seem to take great glee in being unjustifiably cunty about the rules.

As so more like the woman I saw in heron not wearing a facemask because she doesn’t believe in covid?

[duncs500]

Ah, but you guys are talking any covidiots, they're more common. I'm more interested in the ones that seem to take great glee in being unjustifiably cunty about the rules.

As so more like the woman I saw in heron not wearing a facemask because she doesn’t believe in covid?

I chalk that down as a covidiot.

[ZedLeg]

Actual moron

[KiwiDave]

Past Year - "Look at New Zealand, look how well their doing on COVID. Just shows how inept our Political leaders are"

UK introduces 5% of New Zealand's measures - OUTRAGOUS!!!!!

Genuine LOL.

Also Victoria in Aussie are back into a 5day Lvl4 lockdown tonight - zero fucking about. I don't get how people can still think the full on measures are a bad idea.

[jamcg]

Actual moron

How can we make anti maskers wear a mask? by making them think it’s their own idea

[ZedLeg]

If you click into the link there's a caption on the image, it's not a real mask it just looks like one.

[Rich B]

If you click into the link there's a caption on the image, it's not a real mask it just looks like one.

what a bizarre concept!

[GG.]

I had 2 women (out for a leisurely stroll in full gym attire )

Reminded me of this funny aussie video - not sure if I've posted it before - 5 years old now