No F1 thread?

[Zonda_]

Odd, I posted on my iPad and couldn’t see the steering wheel image, I only saw it when I looked on my phone.

[jamcg]

Shame Hamilton couldn’t find it in himself to take a step back to give Russel (and ultimately Aitken) a second chance. I just hope he doesn’t find breathing with the g-force difficult in fp1 and 2 so has to step down afterward and right royally fuck everyone up so they have to swap at the last minute

[Mito Man]

I predict that he will be just fine but with even more dramatic heavy breathing on the team radio. Then he will win the race and say what a challenge and how it was harder than it looked as he was still feeling poorly. Finish off with the usual thanking the team and to never give up.
He loves this shit.

[duncs500]

Shame Hamilton couldn’t find it in himself to take a step back to give Russel (and ultimately Aitken) a second chance.

Of course not, I wouldn't either. It's not a charity.

[Delphi]

Heard a rumour that Hamilton actually contracted Covid when him and his bodyguard didn't exactly keep socially distant from 6 women they met in a restaurant in Dubai.

[mr_jon]

Can't be true unless the bodyguard is Lewis's type

[Zonda_]

Can't be true unless the bodyguard is Lewis's type

Eh?

[Rich B]

Can't be true unless the bodyguard is Lewis's type

Eh?

There were lots of rumours about LH batting for the other side.

[Zonda_]

Can't be true unless the bodyguard is Lewis's type

Eh?

There were lots of rumours about LH batting for the other side.

Can't say I've heard any although I'm sure Nicole Shirtswinger could send any bloke over the edge.

[Delphi]

I think his often questionable dress-sense hasn't helped these rumours, tbf.

[Gavin]

I have also never heard of the "LH is gay" rumours and stories. Maybe I don't read the right shitrag?

Wow, can you imagine, a gay black guy being statistically the GOAT! Ha ha ha, that would be so funny watching the haters try and justify their hatred without looking like absolutely gammontastic homophobic racist bunglecunts.

[Rich B]

LH's sexuality interests me about as much as his dress sense or musical exploits. Zero.

I'm a fan of his driving!

[RobYob]

How awesome would it be for him to race in rainbow livery next season.

[DeskJockey]

LH's sexuality interests me about as much as his dress sense or musical exploits. Zero.

I'm a fan of his driving!

RIC

[Simon]

But didn't he used to date Nicole Shirtslinger?

[Mito Man]

Nicole Shitslinger

[integrale_evo]

But didn't he used to date Nicole Shirtslinger?

Yes, never in the history of humankind has anyone ever dated someone of one sex before deciding they prefer another

[DeskJockey]

Who turned Max up to 11? That was a lap and then some!

[Mito Man]

Just as you start to forget the sounds of yesteryear Alonso starts pounding round with his old V10 Renault and most the mechanics from other teams rush to film it on their smartphones.

I miss when F1 didn’t pretend to be green and relevant.

[duncs500]

I saw in one of the shows that Honda are the only engine manufacturer that hasn't had any engine grid penalties this season. Real shame they're not staying in the game after next year.

Great work by Max in quali.