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To be fair, that is only some rust, and there can only be some rust as there's hardly any sill left!
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Has some sill on the rust.
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For sale: rust. Suffers from a small amount of car.
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Wheels look massive on the S2000 now it's lowered!
No W124 news yet which presumably means ££££. Pleasingly coincides with a large water leak in my house
No W124 news yet which presumably means ££££. Pleasingly coincides with a large water leak in my house

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They are the massive 17"s rather than the puny 16"s on the pre facelift cars.speedingfine wrote: Wed Nov 04, 2020 7:02 am Wheels look massive on the S2000 now it's lowered!
No W124 news yet which presumably means ££££. Pleasingly coincides with a large water leak in my house![]()
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Looks like the steering rack was faulty in some way. They've taken one from a newer Sport they have for sale (looking on their website they have a 16 plate one for sale that's the same shape, the mk2, and lower mileage than mine, so it's probably that one)JonMad wrote: Tue Nov 03, 2020 3:52 pm Update: the tracking was marginally out but not enough to fix the issue, so they are continuing to investigate up to tomorrow lunchtime which is the latest I can go collect the car. Might need to be booked in for more investigation work in December. Good, at least, that they've recognised the issue is present.
Left over crest; tightens.
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That's awful. Unless it's had an engine transplant, it won't be a 5.0 V8 32V, it'll be a 4.7 16v. The 5.0 engine came in the S4 which didn't come out until 1987 in the UK.mik wrote: Wed Nov 04, 2020 9:26 am @Delphi
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Mate of mine picks up her brand new VW Golf 1.5 eTSI from the garage this morning. When she gets in, the car infotainment system does not load up. Then after they had fixed this (supposedly by disconnecting and reconnecting the battery), Apple Carplay doesn't load and they had to reset the infotainment again. Then two miles away from the forecourt, an error saying "emergency call, please visit workshop" pings up on the dash. Back to the garage again. Supposedly 'fixed'. Then another 5 miles later, an error saying the "driver alert system was not fully active" followed another mile later by "emergency call" again.
They are going to take it back to the workshop tomorrow but are quoting six weeks in the workshops to fix!
All a bit of a pisser given how exciting picking up the new car is meant to be...
They are going to take it back to the workshop tomorrow but are quoting six weeks in the workshops to fix!
All a bit of a pisser given how exciting picking up the new car is meant to be...
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Sounds like a lemon. I'd reject it.
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Cancelled the insurance on Mito, I’ll just buy a new policy in January when the MOT is due - not like it’s going anywhere with this lockdown.
In more positive news I had a phone call today to say that the difficulty with my chainsaw hotstarting has been fixed with a software update so it’s a free repair and they’ve just stuck the map of the next model on so it will have a bit more power
In more positive news I had a phone call today to say that the difficulty with my chainsaw hotstarting has been fixed with a software update so it’s a free repair and they’ve just stuck the map of the next model on so it will have a bit more power

How about not having a sig at all?
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I can’t claim flying colours seeing as it failed, but it failed a lot less than I was expecting so I’m still treating it as a win 
Compact. Loose bolts on the diff, leaky exhaust joint messing up the emissions, and front numberplate too small. I knew about the ‘plate of course but was expecting fails for rust so didn’t bother changing it. So basically just a leaky exhaust.
Not bad for the whopping 250 miles it’s done since last year !

Compact. Loose bolts on the diff, leaky exhaust joint messing up the emissions, and front numberplate too small. I knew about the ‘plate of course but was expecting fails for rust so didn’t bother changing it. So basically just a leaky exhaust.
Not bad for the whopping 250 miles it’s done since last year !
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No advisories on my Defender MOT.
I’ll not be using it for work next month though so it’ll have an easy time. I’m supposed to be doing a job in Manchester and it’ll just get nicked up there
Dave!
I’ll not be using it for work next month though so it’ll have an easy time. I’m supposed to be doing a job in Manchester and it’ll just get nicked up there

Dave!
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There's fvcking thousands of them up here Dave so doubt itV8Granite wrote: Fri Nov 06, 2020 6:38 pm No advisories on my Defender MOT.
I’ll not be using it for work next month though so it’ll have an easy time. I’m supposed to be doing a job in Manchester and it’ll just get nicked up there![]()
Dave!

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Yeah but mine is SpeshulSwervin_Mervin wrote: Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:09 pmThere's fvcking thousands of them up here Dave so doubt itV8Granite wrote: Fri Nov 06, 2020 6:38 pm No advisories on my Defender MOT.
I’ll not be using it for work next month though so it’ll have an easy time. I’m supposed to be doing a job in Manchester and it’ll just get nicked up there![]()
Dave!![]()

I need to check where I’m going but I’ve only been to Gorton or the old Crosley works and both felt like Baghdad but more sinister

Dave!
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Yeah. Baghdad probably waaay safer than E Manchester to be fairV8Granite wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 4:45 amYeah but mine is SpeshulSwervin_Mervin wrote: Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:09 pmThere's fvcking thousands of them up here Dave so doubt itV8Granite wrote: Fri Nov 06, 2020 6:38 pm No advisories on my Defender MOT.
I’ll not be using it for work next month though so it’ll have an easy time. I’m supposed to be doing a job in Manchester and it’ll just get nicked up there![]()
Dave!![]()
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I need to check where I’m going but I’ve only been to Gorton or the old Crosley works and both felt like Baghdad but more sinister![]()
Dave!

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Replaced one of the rear lights on the boxster this morning, just need to buy one for the other. Had a quick blast in to the peak district where the whole world* is out walking or riding push irons. Cars abandoned everywhere. More people out there than were in pub beer gardens weeks ago. I somehow think noone is taking lockdown seriously this time.
*most of surrounding areas.
*most of surrounding areas.
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I don't know what has happened to me but i've just fitted spacers to a car for the first time in my life. The car does look tremendous with them on though....before:

After:

Looking quite purposeful now, I like it

In other news, a month or so ago I sent the cylinder head for my Elise away to be finished off after I ported it. I had the call yesterday to say its ready. Its had new colsibro guides, new seat inserts to accomodate the 2mm bigger than standard valves fitted and cut to suit with 3 angle seats. All I need now is for my custom crank to be finished and i'll be engine building at last.
After:
Looking quite purposeful now, I like it

In other news, a month or so ago I sent the cylinder head for my Elise away to be finished off after I ported it. I had the call yesterday to say its ready. Its had new colsibro guides, new seat inserts to accomodate the 2mm bigger than standard valves fitted and cut to suit with 3 angle seats. All I need now is for my custom crank to be finished and i'll be engine building at last.
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Ooh yeah - great improvement.
Shims or bigger bolt-on spacers? (Assume the latter).
Shims or bigger bolt-on spacers? (Assume the latter).