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by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:12 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20697
Views: 3097167

Re: Your fleet running reports

Have I mentioned i never got better than 30mpg out of the Puma, and usually got 24-26 tank to tank?

That easily accessible, non-license-losing loud pedal was expensive :lol:
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 7:47 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bye Bye Sunak..
Replies: 779
Views: 195678

Re: Bye Bye Sunak..

Rich B wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2024 7:22 pm
Simon wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2024 7:20 pm Mansion. Lol. There are many very normal parts of the country where a million gets you dick all, and £500k is not even a proper family home. Mansion indeed.
yes, Thats the joke....
Absolutely true now, to a lesser extent over ten years ago when it was proposed, TBH.
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 7:18 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Why are road trips so alluring?
Replies: 52
Views: 1263

Re: Why are road trips so alluring?

I'm willing to make the sacrifice to my career if you all fund it for me.

I'll need a £100 a day allowance for food and drink, obviously - has to be the highest quality.
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 6:41 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bye Bye Sunak..
Replies: 779
Views: 195678

Re: Bye Bye Sunak..

Mito Man wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2024 6:32 pm Don’t want those rich single home owning fuckers to get away either. Bring in the mansion tax on all properties over £500,000
It was one million, then two million quid, but you enjoy that.
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 5:36 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Numpty bellends...
Replies: 22
Views: 1591

Re: Numpty bellends...

nuttinnew wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2024 3:44 pm These days I'm surprised it wasn't Furry Road.

(Not like this, the other way);

God, AI art really is fucking awful, isn't it?
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 5:21 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bye Bye Sunak..
Replies: 779
Views: 195678

Re: Bye Bye Sunak..

ZedLeg wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2024 5:19 pm Do you want to get me started on people who hold multiple properties Duncs? :lol:
*holds zed back by the collar*

DON'T DO IT ZED HE'S NOT WORF IT!
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 4:51 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Bye Bye Sunak..
Replies: 779
Views: 195678

Re: Bye Bye Sunak..

Just as a light aside to the ongoing debate, I'm sure no-one will be shocked to hear that within hours of starting on his campaign trail, a week after saying he wouldn't stand to be an MP, Farage has already been given a milkshake. Not handed to him, obviously. Enjoy your google image search results.
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 2:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: VAT on Private Schools poll
Replies: 17
Views: 267

Re: VAT on Private Schools poll

But that would involve tax and spend, and no-one wants that :lol:
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 2:02 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Numpty bellends...
Replies: 22
Views: 1591

Re: Numpty bellends...

What a fucking bell :lol:

(replace x.com with twitter.com for it to embed properly)
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:59 am
Forum: General
Topic: Bye Bye Sunak..
Replies: 779
Views: 195678

Re: Bye Bye Sunak..

ZedLeg wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:58 am How do you make a clear plan to completely change an org as big as the NHS :lol:
Carefully.

It'll take two years of meetings with a per diem of all members of the board of £300 each for food and accomodation.....etc etc ;)
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:51 am
Forum: General
Topic: Bye Bye Sunak..
Replies: 779
Views: 195678

Re: Bye Bye Sunak..

imagine the process to fix these a million and one issues would involve spending more money and time on investigating and fixing them though. Do we carry on cutting public services in the meantime? The reality is, we need to fix these issues, but that can only happen if there's resource allocated t...
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:48 am
Forum: General
Topic: Bye Bye Sunak..
Replies: 779
Views: 195678

Re: Bye Bye Sunak..

I mean, the private sector isn't much better - the number of times I got slapped down for suggesting spending money on updating systems and putting process in place to make up long term efficiencies and make future certification easier to gain is laughable at this rate. My most recent job just pisse...
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 9:31 am
Forum: General
Topic: Bye Bye Sunak..
Replies: 779
Views: 195678

Re: Bye Bye Sunak..

Boy, it's almost like fifty years of a desperate need to never raise headline primary taxation rates, to maintain votes makes a fucking mess of societies, isn't it?
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 9:02 am
Forum: General
Topic: Trump guilty
Replies: 109
Views: 1766

Re: Trump guilty

Yeah, it strikes me as labours 'reintroduce national service' moment - just something to keep those closer to the 'frothing at the mouth' elements engaged via the tabloids in an attempt to maintain their votes.
by Beany
Tue Jun 04, 2024 12:15 am
Forum: General
Topic: Trump guilty
Replies: 109
Views: 1766

Re: Trump guilty

VAT on private schools is a bit like national service - it's just something to get the attention of and retain the votes of the more loony fringes of the voting bloc.

Anyway, getting back to the core of the thread, Legal Eagle has now covered the subject of the thread.

by Beany
Mon Jun 03, 2024 10:38 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: New Merc C63 AMG
Replies: 47
Views: 2522

Re: New Merc C63 AMG

No, you can bap the limiter in most cars in their top bollocks sport mode AFAIK?

If they're going to be that incompetent though, just leave it in auto mode.
by Beany
Mon Jun 03, 2024 10:26 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: New Merc C63 AMG
Replies: 47
Views: 2522

Re: New Merc C63 AMG

I can't believe I just watched two people fluff upshifts in a straight line.

In cars equipped with sequential gear selectors.

Carwow was always a bit toss, but fucking hell.
by Beany
Sun Jun 02, 2024 9:03 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 20697
Views: 3097167

Re: Your fleet running reports

*curtain twiches*

"Derek...DEREK! That weirdo with the Ferrari is taking his cars apart again, Derek..."

"Leave him to his toys Edith"

That thing with the filters is interesting though.
by Beany
Sun Jun 02, 2024 4:19 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Italian Poplar
Replies: 13
Views: 298

Re: Italian Poplar

I prefer a Fiesta Poplar, but that does look quite nice.
by Beany
Sun Jun 02, 2024 11:54 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Tesla Cyberpuke
Replies: 201
Views: 66433

Re: Tesla Cyberpuke

Fiver says he was paying absolutely no attention to anything around him Because AutoPilot, shat his pants when the car beeped at him and made the initial move, then he probably responded by mashing and sawing at the wheel like a five year old with a Tomy Racing Turbo toy. But he's evidentally invest...