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by scotta
Wed Jan 14, 2026 2:16 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Dilbert
Replies: 12
Views: 320

Re: Dilbert

He sounds like a TAUC. I knew Dilbert had been cancelled but hadn't appreciated the depth of his cvntery.
by scotta
Tue Jan 06, 2026 10:04 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25149
Views: 4455525

Re: Your fleet running reports

Rich B wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2026 9:43 pm
scotta wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2026 8:39 pm
Rich B wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2026 7:10 pm if you rebuild it with carbon fibre bodywork and new everything then yes!
Same chassis. Doesn’t count.
I'm in charge of FECPOTY, boy.
Shitshow. Fix.
by scotta
Tue Jan 06, 2026 8:39 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your fleet running reports
Replies: 25149
Views: 4455525

Re: Your fleet running reports






It’s never going to beat Marv’s 968.


Actually, that's a good point, I got my 968 back on the road in 2025. I could have finished in 3rd if I only posted a pic of it in the FECPOTY 25 thread.

Does storing it for the winter renew its application for FECPOTY 26? :lol:
if you rebuild it ...
by scotta
Tue Jan 06, 2026 7:42 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Micheal Schumacher
Replies: 4
Views: 187

Re: Micheal Schumacher

Jimmy Choo wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2026 6:37 pm You're a dick. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you sir. Rich B was taking far too much of the dick limelight this week so I needed to tip the balance. :lol:
by scotta
Tue Jan 06, 2026 12:31 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Micheal Schumacher
Replies: 4
Views: 187

Re: Micheal Schumacher

(Not that one…)
by scotta
Tue Jan 06, 2026 12:31 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Micheal Schumacher
Replies: 4
Views: 187

Micheal Schumacher

by scotta
Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:05 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: What happened to EFCPOTY?
Replies: 52
Views: 1211

Re: What happened to EFCPOTY?

Rich B wrote: Mon Jan 05, 2026 12:04 pm
MikeHunt wrote: Mon Jan 05, 2026 11:18 am Even a 991 GT3 RS would be playing 2nd fiddle
No one bought one (or made one) this year though! 😀
Why let that get in the way of a win.
by scotta
Fri Jan 02, 2026 5:33 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: What happened to EFCPOTY?
Replies: 52
Views: 1211

Re: What happened to EFCPOTY?

Rich B wrote: Fri Jan 02, 2026 2:34 pm
scotta wrote: Fri Jan 02, 2026 2:01 pm
Rich B wrote: Fri Jan 02, 2026 1:46 pm Its our pleasure Dan, The board was unanimous and it was nice to have a year without controversy for once.
I must have missed the poll where we all voted.
Yep, unanimous!
Have you considered a career in politics? Sounds like you’d be a great candidate.
by scotta
Fri Jan 02, 2026 2:01 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: What happened to EFCPOTY?
Replies: 52
Views: 1211

Re: What happened to EFCPOTY?



I probably won't be relaunching it to the world after spending a couple of hundred grand on it again this year though so that's unlikely to happen.

Anyway, I accept this fictional and evidently controversial award and would like to thank the committee and all that voted in her.
Its our ...
by scotta
Fri Jan 02, 2026 12:50 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: What happened to EFCPOTY?
Replies: 52
Views: 1211

Re: What happened to EFCPOTY?

Can’t wait for Dan to win again next year with his next rounds of mods on the car he didn't buy that year.
by scotta
Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:47 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: What happened to EFCPOTY?
Replies: 52
Views: 1211

Re: What happened to EFCPOTY?

Rich B wrote: Wed Dec 31, 2025 10:30 am
Explosive Newt wrote: Wed Dec 31, 2025 9:53 am Hmmm

Dan's car?
It seems a no brainer, but does it qualify a 2025 purchase?
No.
by scotta
Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:43 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: New Car
Replies: 7
Views: 182

Re: New Car

2019 car in blue. Low miles. Loads of kit. Drives well. Will post some photos when he gets it.
by scotta
Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:43 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: New Car
Replies: 7
Views: 182

Re: New Car

Alex88 wrote: Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:23 pmFiesta ST
This.
by scotta
Thu Jan 01, 2026 4:22 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: New Car
Replies: 7
Views: 182

New Car

For the boy - bought yesterday for collection next week.

Turbo 3 banger. Quick.

Go.
by scotta
Wed Dec 31, 2025 11:32 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: H+T (asking for a friend)
Replies: 20
Views: 398

Re: H+T (asking for a friend)


A er.... friend struggles with heal and toeing as soon as he is putting some real brake pressure on.

So how do people manage it ?

Currently I have to break with the inner half of my foot and then while braking tilt my foot over to stab the throttle. On relatively firm braking this is fine and ...
by scotta
Wed Dec 31, 2025 10:24 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: What happened to EFCPOTY?
Replies: 52
Views: 1211

Re: What happened to EFCPOTY?

And the winner is ME with the Alpine A110.

Thanks to everyone who voted. Hard lines to the runners up.
by scotta
Tue Dec 30, 2025 12:45 pm
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your £140k track car
Replies: 41
Views: 913

Re: Your £140k track car

Jimmy Choo wrote: Wed Dec 24, 2025 1:51 pm
scotta wrote: Wed Dec 24, 2025 9:31 am
Denied - Open wheeled cars not allowed on track days!
Denial denied. A quick google reveals that Javelin have a formula trackday on 19th March.

Your arbitration has made a mockery of the sanctity of the ov9 poll system and I'm disappointed in you.
Ill hang my racing gloves in shame...
by scotta
Wed Dec 24, 2025 9:31 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: Your £140k track car
Replies: 41
Views: 913

Re: Your £140k track car


If you're going track car, do it properly.
https://www.racecarsdirect.com/Advert/Details/155598/the-dave-morgan-1971-brabham-bt35
https://www.racecarsdirect.com/content/UserImages/155598/953040.jpg?v=3

https://www.racecarsdirect.com/Advert/Details/159314/dallara-t-0205-world-series-v8
https ...
by scotta
Tue Dec 23, 2025 12:57 pm
Forum: Moaning
Topic: Hermes/Evri
Replies: 109
Views: 22131

Re: Hermes/Evri


I've almost had another Evri delivery today. I spotted him pull up in his car (yeah that'll be insured for courier work), walk up to the house opposite ours and leave a parcel at the front door without knocking. Thirty seconds later I had an email with a photo of the house over the road informing ...
by scotta
Tue Dec 23, 2025 11:59 am
Forum: Cars
Topic: My £375k track car
Replies: 30
Views: 611

Re: My £375k track car

Just read the article - Great advertisement of your work Dan. Plus a day out at M-Sport - That's a special place.

Have you managed to arrange Chris Harris to test it yet?