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Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 3:11 pm
by V8Granite
As she knowingly fed me vegan cakes.
They were shit and oily.
You never think it will end like this but some things just can’t be forgiven. Even the dog didn’t like it.
Dave!
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 3:24 pm
by NotoriousREV
It's like she doesn't know you at all
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 3:33 pm
by Gavin
forts and prairs
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:38 pm
by Nefarious
For the love of all that is right...why???
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:08 pm
by Mito Man
I actually had some vegan cashews today, they were alright.
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:21 pm
by Rich B
Mito Man wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:08 pm
I actually had some vegan cashews today, they were alright.
im obviously struggling to keep up, how are cashews not vegan?
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:26 pm
by Mito Man
Fuck knows but it was advertised clearly on them. Other odd things recently had to be halal pickled gherkins.
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:35 pm
by NotoriousREV
A local shop proudly displays a sign advertising their gluten free fudge. As far as I can tell, there's not much gluten in milk, butter and sugar.
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:44 pm
by jamcg
Rich B wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:21 pm
Mito Man wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:08 pm
I actually had some vegan cashews today, they were alright.
im obviously struggling to keep up, how are cashews not vegan?
Some fruit and veg is pollinated by bees in hives taken to farms just to do this- the fact they are an “exploited animal’ makes these products non-vegan so your vegan cashews must be pollinated naturally
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:59 pm
by Mito Man
Ah, sort of like how vegans hate wool because sheep are being exploited for it.
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:47 am
by JLv3.0
Mito Man wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:59 pm
Ah, sort of like how vegans hate thing because thing are being exploited for it.
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Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:06 am
by V8Granite
Isn’t that just taking jobs from Bees ?
Damn Bee hating Vegans.
Dave!
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:19 am
by IanF
So she’s started going the gym and is now trying to kill you off!?...
#prayfordave!
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:36 am
by Broccers
I read an article this morning that said red meat isn't bad for at all so you'll be fine eating that instead Dave.
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 9:38 am
by Mito Man
Broccers wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:36 am
I read an article this morning that said red meat isn't bad for at all so you'll be fine eating that instead Dave.
The study is being mocked by many organisations though
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 9:50 am
by V8Granite
Everything in moderation, anything else I just ignore
Back in my day etc etc
Dave!
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:27 am
by Broccers
Ah yes Stoptober etc. Who would think people have common sense and can make their own choices.
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:56 pm
by nuttinnew
Vegan cakes?!
Vegan cakes?! Yet if you offered her one she'd probably prefer a good cream pie to putting oily shit in her mouth
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:40 am
by JLv3.0
I do love me a good creampie.
Re: Having to end it with my wife...
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:36 am
by NotoriousREV
JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:40 am
I do love me a good creampie.
That explains Baby JL
#prayfordave!