Having to end it with my wife...

[V8Granite]

As she knowingly fed me vegan cakes.

They were shit and oily.

You never think it will end like this but some things just can’t be forgiven. Even the dog didn’t like it.

Dave!

[NotoriousREV]

It's like she doesn't know you at all

[Gavin]

forts and prairs

[Nefarious]

For the love of all that is right...why???

[Mito Man]

I actually had some vegan cashews today, they were alright.

[Rich B]

I actually had some vegan cashews today, they were alright.

im obviously struggling to keep up, how are cashews not vegan?

[Mito Man]

Fuck knows but it was advertised clearly on them. Other odd things recently had to be halal pickled gherkins.

[NotoriousREV]

A local shop proudly displays a sign advertising their gluten free fudge. As far as I can tell, there's not much gluten in milk, butter and sugar.

[jamcg]

I actually had some vegan cashews today, they were alright.

im obviously struggling to keep up, how are cashews not vegan?

Some fruit and veg is pollinated by bees in hives taken to farms just to do this- the fact they are an “exploited animal’ makes these products non-vegan so your vegan cashews must be pollinated naturally

[Mito Man]

Ah, sort of like how vegans hate wool because sheep are being exploited for it.

[JLv3.0]

Ah, sort of like how vegans hate thing because thing are being exploited for it.

.

[V8Granite]

Isn’t that just taking jobs from Bees ?

Damn Bee hating Vegans.

Dave!

[IanF]

So she’s started going the gym and is now trying to kill you off!?... #prayfordave!

[Broccers]

I read an article this morning that said red meat isn't bad for at all so you'll be fine eating that instead Dave.

[Mito Man]

I read an article this morning that said red meat isn't bad for at all so you'll be fine eating that instead Dave.

The study is being mocked by many organisations though

[V8Granite]

Everything in moderation, anything else I just ignore

Back in my day etc etc

Dave!

[Broccers]

Ah yes Stoptober etc. Who would think people have common sense and can make their own choices.

[nuttinnew]

Vegan cakes?! Vegan cakes?! Yet if you offered her one she'd probably prefer a good cream pie to putting oily shit in her mouth

[JLv3.0]

I do love me a good creampie.

[NotoriousREV]

I do love me a good creampie.

That explains Baby JL