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Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:15 pm
by JLv3.0
That bloody Aspie is back in now. Let's see how many 100s he scores this time.
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:31 pm
by unzippy
Get him out within the next hour and it gets very interesting!
Speaking of aspie, I just replied to a facebook post (fair few rums in)
If you met Steve Smith in a pub , would you
Snub him
Punch him
Or buy him a beer and have a chat .
Steve Smith, in a pub?
Yeah, nah.
He's far too far along the spectrum to be in a pub with other people
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:58 pm
by JLv3.0
Dave - PLEASE tell me you don't 'yih yih, nah mate, yih nah' like those fucking idiots you share a country with
Aussies are sound but that nasal 'yih nah' shit makes me want to hack their faces off.
To clarify how retarded it is, it's like me going 'yes, no no, yes no'. Do you see?
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:03 pm
by unzippy
Of course not!
Unless I'm taking the piss, or I need to be understood by the natives in a hurry
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:06 pm
by JLv3.0
You may proceed
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:08 pm
by RobYob
unzippy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:03 pm
Of course not!
Unless I'm taking the piss, or I need to be understood by the natives in a hurry
So: Yeah, Nah?
Or more formally: Nah nah, yeah, nah.
Perfectly clear to me.
Still better expression than "Feeling Poorly" You're fuckin' sick. Sayit! Not paaaawly but SICK!
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:10 pm
by JLv3.0
Oh it's clear. It's just FUCKING ANNOYING. Especially when they really get into it and it feels like it's never going to end.
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:11 pm
by RobYob
Nah, yeah yeah, nah fuck nah fuck.
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:12 pm
by JLv3.0
No, yes yes, no fuck no fuck.
See?
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:18 pm
by RobYob
Double positive and a triple reinforced negative all clear to me.
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:11 pm
by duncs500
Steve Smith is brilliant, but he also seems to be a lucky cunt. I've watched most of his innings today and he's definitely got away with a few.
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:48 pm
by duncs500
Jimmy Anderson's injury is the difference between winning and losing this Ashes IMO.
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:05 pm
by JLv3.0
I'm not so sure. I don't think even Anderson would be up to the challenge of Smith. It's such a fkn shame we don't get the chance to find out, mind.
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:41 pm
by RobYob
I'm slightly apprehensive that the poms might pull off an utter BS rescue mission again.
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 11:34 pm
by McSwede
RobYob wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:41 pm
I'm slightly apprehensive that the poms might pull off an utter BS rescue mission again.
I don't think so this time. I hate to go all Dad's Army but we're doomed!
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:32 am
by unzippy
duncs500 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:48 pm
Jimmy Anderson's injury is the difference between winning and losing this Ashes IMO.
Yeah, nah.
Our batting isn't good enough.
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 5:57 pm
by dinny_g
This is brilliant theatre...
Will they even bother running...
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:22 pm
by JLv3.0
That's that then.
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:24 pm
by RobYob
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Re: Ashes
Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:26 pm
by JLv3.0
Best team won, as best teams normally do