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First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 5:05 pm
by Nefarious
Just back home collecting tools/parts before heading back up to Loch Fyne, so a quick update in case I don't make it back...
One way of putting it is "below expectations". Another way is "fucking terrifying". We have some serious lift/skirt issues (plentum/skirt pressure ratio all wrong), meaning that the skirt segments can easily separate and then not re-inflate.
Basically, half the time it's threatening in plunge me to the bottom of the loch, the other half it's flying like a rocket (there is some *serious* thrust in this thing) but with marginal stability. In many ways, it might've been more sensible *not* to fully open the taps as soon as I properly got it up on the cushion

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In car terms - it's a bit like a big power GT car on flat tyres - if it's not throwing a tyre off the rim and you can actually get some power down, it's all squidgy squeltchy and wants to spit you into a barrel roll.
Several mods planned for when I get back there, and hopefully we can tame this thing a bit. But mostly, it'll be trying not to die...*hopefully* pics when I get home
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 5:33 pm
by Jobbo
Nefarious wrote: Thu May 30, 2019 5:05 pm
We have some serious lift/skirt issues
Hyurk, fnar

Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 5:47 pm
by GG.
You have to be careful doing that in Nef's neck of the woods - you don't know what you might find

Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 5:53 pm
by JLv3.0
Is plentum a word Neil or a typo on plenum?
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:00 pm
by GG.
typo:

Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:12 pm
by JLv3.0
Thought so - it's the exact definition of a plenum chamber in my mind, but didn't know if hovercraft world had their own variation on it.
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 7:31 pm
by mik
A plentum is a quantum of plenum.
Which of your hovercraft collection is this Neil? The bus or the racer?
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 9:49 pm
by scotta
mik wrote: Thu May 30, 2019 7:31 pm
A plentum is a quantum of plenum.
Which of your hovercraft collection is this Neil? The bus or the racer?
Bus.
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 10:40 pm
by IanF
And how were the mussels?
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 12:07 am
by NotoriousREV
Shouldn’t it be air trials?
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 12:16 am
by scotta
NotoriousREV wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 12:07 am
Shouldn’t it be air trials?
No - that was the problem

Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 2:20 pm
by Jimmy Choo
Did you survive?
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 2:49 pm
by scotta
Jimmy Choo wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 2:20 pm
Did you survive?
No - He's dead. Im currently in negotiations with Mrs Nef to seize all race team/sportscar assets.
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 2:56 pm
by mik
Bagsy the Cerbera.
I mean.... RIP.

Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 3:02 pm
by scotta
mik wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 2:56 pm
Bagsy the Cerbera.
I mean.... RIP.
you can "get to fuck" thats mine.
you can have deaths hovercraft...
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 3:27 pm
by GG.
scotta wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 3:02 pm
deaths hovercraft...
Brilliant mental image.
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 4:11 pm
by Jimmy Choo
scotta wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 3:02 pm
mik wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 2:56 pm
Bagsy the Cerbera.
I mean.... RIP.
you can "get to fuck" thats mine.
you can have deaths hovercraft...
I'll take the Jaaaaaaaag. Err..... I mean, my sincere condolences for the loss and I'll have the Westfield and the Jag.
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 4:34 pm
by scotta
Jimmy Choo wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 4:11 pm
scotta wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 3:02 pm
mik wrote: Fri May 31, 2019 2:56 pm
Bagsy the Cerbera.
I mean.... RIP.
you can "get to fuck" thats mine.
you can have deaths hovercraft...
I'll take the Jaaaaaaaag. Err..... I mean, my sincere condolences for the loss and I'll have the Westfield and the Jag.
Westfield comes under the sportscar category that i have already claimed.
Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 4:35 pm
by dinny_g
I’ll have his portfolio of properties..
I mean Soz 4 ya Loss...

Re: First hovercraft sea trials
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:47 am
by Nefarious
Reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exaggerated, I'm afraid.
I'm back in civilisation, and haven't left anything expensive at the bottom of the loch!
Abysmal weather halted any further water-based testing, but I am a few steps further along with my understanding of the craft. I've now done some pressure tests, and even though there are big improvements to be made to the fan housing and plenum, we are still producing a theoretical 1400kg of lift. Just a shame you can't fly on theory.
The good news is that it means a redesign of a few skirt segments should see everything hunky dory, and the other anticipated efficiency mods should bring down the operating revs quite substantially (and make the thrust power more controllable).
So now I've got lots of maths and sewing to do. Ah, the glamour of hovercrafting
