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Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 9:36 am
by V8Granite
In-efficient, slow, mothering busy bodies and frustrating.
Went on a shuttle bus which was half empty, despite huge queue delays.
Revolving doors were manned, only 2 at a time.
Lots of
Moving walkways under scheduled maintenance.
LuftHansa being their usual cheery in-helpful self.
At least with Ryanair they don’t pretend to be good and efficient.
I will either be waiting at the airport for 5 hours or 12
Mumble grumble.
Dave!
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 10:33 am
by nuttinnew
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 10:35 am
by JLv3.0
Try Berlin. Its way worse.
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 10:57 am
by V8Granite
Could be a good hobby when retirement looms, moaning at airports, an international Vistor Meldrew.
Dave!
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 11:04 am
by GG.
"One foot in duty free."
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 12:30 pm
by Simon
V8Granite wrote: Wed May 01, 2019 9:36 am
In-efficient, slow, mothering busy bodies and frustrating.
Went on a shuttle bus which was half empty, despite huge queue delays.
Revolving doors were manned, only 2 at a time.
Lots of
Moving walkways under scheduled maintenance.
LuftHansa being their usual cheery in-helpful self.
At least with Ryanair they don’t pretend to be good and efficient.
I will either be waiting at the airport for 5 hours or 12
Mumble grumble.
Dave!
Exactly my experience of both LuftHansa AND Frankfurt airport. My single worst flying experience was a combination of those two. I didn't think any airport could be worse than Heathrow but Frankfurt takes the biscuit. Unbelievably bad.
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 12:46 pm
by Broccers
Still there Dave?

Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 1:13 pm
by V8Granite
Broccers wrote: Wed May 01, 2019 12:46 pm
Still there Dave?
Only till 21:05
Dave!
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 1:22 pm
by Broccers
V8Granite wrote: Wed May 01, 2019 1:13 pm
Broccers wrote: Wed May 01, 2019 12:46 pm
Still there Dave?
Only till 21:05
Dave!
Have you seen The Terminal - thats you that is

Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:04 pm
by V8Granite
Miss Zeta Jones has been replaced by Anne Hathaway I heard so I’m crossing my fingers.
Dave!
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:05 pm
by dinny_g
Chicago O'Hare - Friday Evening between 15:00 and 20:00 is the absolutely worst Airport Experience that one can face.
Multiply by a factor of 3 if coming off an internal flight and then flying Transatlantic
In my humble opinion of course
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 9:59 am
by Pete_
In contrast, Amsterdam airport yesterday evening was great. No queues at security and everything could go through the scanner in my case, no need to take laptop out or put toiletries in a plastic bag. The only issue was I couldn't choose to check in for easyJet on the self check-in kiosk and had to go to the desk.
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 11:36 am
by Swervin_Mervin
dinny_g wrote: Wed May 01, 2019 2:05 pm
Chicago O'Hare - Friday Evening between 15:00 and 20:00 is the absolutely worst Airport Experience that one can face.
Multiply by a factor of 3 if coming off an internal flight and then flying Transatlantic
In my humble opinion of course
ATL
/end
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 5:35 pm
by V8Granite
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Flew back through Frankfurt, god they must want to start start bringing stereotypes back don’t they.
Stern passport checking folk, in-efficient ways of trying to be efficient and a cabin crew on Lufthansa who all genuinely had no soul.
Plus the breakfast on the flight was a rubber omelette and what can only be described as a festering cabbage entrail.
Dave!
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 5:51 pm
by JLv3.0
You chose your itinerant working life so stop being a bitch about it.
[ /thread ]
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Fri May 24, 2019 5:55 pm
by V8Granite
JLv3.0 wrote: Fri May 24, 2019 5:51 pm
You chose your itinerant working life so stop being a bitch about it.
[ /thread ]
I’m setting up a go fund me page and will get my #sadfacefilter out.
Dave!
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Sat May 25, 2019 9:40 am
by JLv3.0
It's the only acceptable option mate

Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 6:51 pm
by Gavin
I know a joke about the grumpy ATC in Frankfurt.
I found both Berlin Airports to be fine, I think it was Tegel and Shoensomething I used.
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 6:56 pm
by JLv3.0
Tegel is terrible! Straight from the check in to the hard plastic seats in the individual departure areas with nothing to do before boarding.
Re: Frankfurt airport
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 7:23 pm
by ShockDiamonds
JLv3.0 wrote: Wed May 01, 2019 10:35 am
Try Berlin. Its way worse.
Should be “It’s”
