OV9

Things that annoy you.

Blokes putting an x on their texts or emails to me (male)

Yours? X

Everything being shit and the planet being inhabited by cockless, sackless whingers who need a good fucking slap.

X

Dear Broccers,

I wholeheartedly agree.

Yours sincerely,

Jobbo

x

tax
brexit
vet bills
middle lane hoggers
people on the internet
people not on the internet
being talked over
picking up dog shite.
folk not picking up dog shite
the cost of xenon replacement bulbs
bluetooth disconnects
scam phonecalls
people that get overly enraged by literally nothing...almost universally on the internet.
70's Disco music.

X

JLv3.0 wrote: Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:37 pm Everything being shit and the planet being inhabited by cockless, sackless whingers who need a good fucking slap.

X

That's a bit harsh on Broccers mate.

And you, and me, and everyone

Lefty failed there. No x. Always misplacing his x.

arriving at three or four way traffic control as the light swaps from Green....

Having to explain Yogi Bear and Boo Boo to people I work with because they’re too young to know what it is. And them saying “well, I am only 30”

NotoriousREV wrote: Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:59 pm Having to explain Yogi Bear and Boo Boo to people I work with because they’re too young to know what it is. And them saying “well, I am only 30”

Utter wankers! Story of my life, I make an hilarious pop reference and the bastards say "I was only born in 1998" or some similarly stupid year!

Lads, that's just being old not old school.

ZedLeg wrote: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:07 am Lads, that's just being old not old school.

But very much in line with the other posts.

ZedLeg wrote: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:07 am Lads, that's just being old not old school.

How dare you assume my age

seeing couples walking down the street with the lady walking on the road side of the path

IME if someone is described as old school, it's usually a warning that he's a total cunt

dinny_g wrote: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:34 am seeing couples walking down the street with the lady walking on the road side of the path

Dinny helping his wife over a puddle.

speedingfine wrote: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:41 am IME if someone is described as old school, it's usually a warning that he's a total cunt

Aye, our old ops manager described himself as old school. He spent most of his time whinging about how lazy his missus was for not making him a good enough lunch in between looking after their 5 young kids .

ZedLeg wrote: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:57 am

dinny_g wrote: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:34 am seeing couples walking down the street with the lady walking on the road side of the path

Dinny helping his wife over a puddle.

You've not met my missus - she's no Lady../.

ZedLeg wrote: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:57 am

dinny_g wrote: Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:34 am seeing couples walking down the street with the lady walking on the road side of the path

Dinny helping his wife over a puddle.

He's absolutely right though. One should always be a Gent when with a lady (or your wife ).

It's just the same as people not holding doors open or blanking you when you do so for them.

I'm not fussed if people don't acknowledge me holding a door or something, I have been known to call people a cunt for being actively rude in public though .

The old fashioned chivalry thing is funny, I just don't think people think about it these days. If I'm out with my missus I won't swap position if she happens to end up on the outside of the pavement. It would seem a bit controlling to me I guess.