Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 7:28 am
Looking for some frozen garlic squeezy cheesy peas.
Do they do them?
Do they do them?
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Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 7:54 am
Your mum
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:12 am
Yo momma's so fat...... her belt size is Equator.
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:23 am
Only Mums go..... oh wait! 
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:39 am
Yo mama’s so fat... that Richard Branson’s currently circumnavigating her in a balloon...
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:01 am
Your mum’s so fat that when I swerved to miss her in my car, I ran out of petrol.
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:12 am
Your mum is so fat that she has a high chance of getting type two diabetes and her sedentary lifestyle is negativity affecting her life expectancy.
You should probably stage an intervention.
You should probably stage an intervention.
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:26 am
Your mum’s so ugly that when she looked out of the window she got arrested for mooning.
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:47 am
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 12:56 pm
Your mam’s so fat that when she walked past the tv I missed an entire series boxset
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:04 pm
Yo momma's so short, she had to go up on your dad. And the rest of the football team.
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:07 pm
Yo momma so fat, her boyfriend burnt his ass on the lightbulb.
Re: Anyone been to Iceland?
Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:08 pm